czld-and-wrxthful
czld-and-wrxthful
Jelli-Jack / Cold-and-wrxthful
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moved to the urls Jelli-Jack (my main) and cold-and-wrxthful (this blog as a sideblog to my main)!
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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heey i actually moved my main blog
same url though
@jelli-jack
so if you wanna talk to me or follow me or smth im over there. this blog is going to be remade into a sideblog of that one
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are officially the cutest fuckin’ girlfriends to ever exist
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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a semi-realistic portrait of historical frances-eleanor laurens, john laurens’s daughter !
Keep reading
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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heey i dont have it in me to write?? motivation went Down. maybe ill write one or two things or so at some point if i get motivation for them but?? overall, i probably won’t post much on here til i deal with some personal stuff
i’m over at @jelli-jack if you wanna talk to me / see my shitposts and stuff though!!
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Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted
This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read.  THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service dogs.  They are working and it can mean serious injury or even death if you are distracting them from doing their job.
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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foods that will poison cats:
alcohol 
chocolate
caffeine
dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
grapes and raisins
onions and garlic
tuna (when not made for cats)
xylitol (artificial sweetener)
if you have a cat please reblog this
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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🎶 catch kastor singing bohemian rhapsody at whoever you feel like writing tbh ( bc i am dead. but i lov you and also bothering you )
Can YOU Sweep My Muse Off Their Feet?🎶- Sing them a song!
@promethianson
Cassia couldn’t help snorting softly, a hand coming up to cover her mouth as the other apprentice sung the song. They were acquaintances more than anything, any sort of relationship rocky from the separate lives they’d lived, but Cassia enjoyed the simple moments, she really did. “You have a wonderful singing voice.” She said with a big smile, hoped the moment would stay simple and calm. “That song is incredible.”
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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          Get ʙᴀᴄᴋ, put your hands ᴜᴘ
       Kinda messed up but it’s 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬
                        And I’m 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺              But I don’t feel bad for you      Cause I know if you could switch this         You’d be dishin’ out the 🇸​🇦​🇲​🇪​ 🇸​🇭​🇮​🇹​
            Sayin’ 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺                              but I don’t feel 𝘣𝘢𝘥 
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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Can YOU Sweep My Muse Off Their Feet?
Send your muse and a symbol to my inbox and have them try to woo my muse! What does it take to make them blush? Swoon? Go on a date? Try these tactics! Feel free to elaborate on the details of how they did it!
🎶- Sing them a song!
📜- Read them poetry!
👣- Offer to Slowdance!
🎻- Play them a Song on an Instrument!
💎- Give them a Gift!
🏍- Go out for a Drive!
👑- Treat them like Royalty!
🐈- Give them a Pet!
🐅- Go to the Zoo!
🍱- Treat them to Dinner!
🥂- Treat them to Drinks!
🍦- Treat them to Ice Cream!
🍿- Offer to see a Movie!
😅- Tell them a Cheesy Joke!
😳- Tell them a Silly Pickup Line!
🌳- Go for a Walk in the Park During the Day!
🌙- Go for a Walk in the Park During the Night!
💫- Stargaze!
🐉- Go Someplace Historic!
💗- Wildcard!
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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like/reblog for a starter from stoner john!
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ UNCHARTED / A THIEF’S END ( PART ONE ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“This is really not good.”
“I’m going as fast as I can!”
“I’ll try to hold them off.”
“Hey, assholes, tell your bosses to find their own damn treasure!”
“You must be tired of these lectures. I know I’m tired of giving them.”
“That is the crux of the problem.”
“I don’t see why I’m the only one being punished.”
“You only have yourself to blame.”
“Does that give you the right to just throwing punches?”
“You seem insistent on going down the same, sad road as your brother.”
“I’m not ready to give up on him yet.”
“You can’t keep avoiding it.”
“You told me you’d stay out of trouble.”
“They were talking shit on us.”
“Do as I say, not as I do.”
“What happened to us staying out of trouble?”
“We’re on again off again. Currently off again.”
“I’ll have you know that I am a changed man.”
“The only time you pull a stunt like this is when you’re trying to make up for something.”
“You are too smart for your own good, you know that?”
“I’ll be back before you even know it.”
“You’re bailing on me! How could you do this to me?”
“This is the best thing for you right now, you have to trust me on that.”
“Nothing about our lives have been fair, but we made it work.”
“If you’re saying this just to make me feel better..”
“It’s not stealing if it was ours to begin with.”
“The cops won’t see it that way.”
“You’re gonna have to do it better than that, pal.”
“Morning. Or is it evening?”
“Well, this isn’t sketchy at all.”
“You gonna take these cuffs off or what?”
“The deal was to just get us in and out of here.”
“He’s paying you a lot for your trouble.”
“Be careful with that, it’s three hundred years old.”
“He was the pirate who pulled off the biggest heist in history, and got away with it.”
“You and your friends did not pay to get into this ‘infernal place’ in search of a metaphor.”
“Did you bring what I asked?”
“If there’s a clue hidden up there, I couldn’t find it.”
“Maybe he can make sense of this whole mess.”
“If anybody else finds out about this..”
“I had my doubts about you, but.”
“Did you have to pick on the most popular guy in this joint?”
“We almost got killed, you know.”
“Do you think I’m an idiot?”
“Are you out of your goddamned mind?”
“Was this part of the plan?”
“He’s dead. Either come with me or join him.”
“You’re making the rest of us look bad.”
“I’m making the rest of you look good.”
“You’d be surprised how much this stuff is worth.”
“It’s probably too long and full of typos, but that’s what editors are for, right?”
“I got to pull a bunch of garbage out of a river.”
“I’m in here being stabbed with a fork.”
“We agreed, we’re not gonna take that kind of work anymore.”
“I don’t want you to not do it because of me.”
“It’s jumping and running and I have a natural talent for that.”
“You have no patience.”
“Why is the boulder chasing me? I’ve done nothing to this boulder.”
“I don’t know why people get into video games.”
“I’ve never seen a bandicoot but I’m sure they don’t wear sneakers.”
“You’re gonna start the smack talk now?”
“Hey, are you happy?”
“I saw you get shot!”
“Everything I heard, everything I found ���– it all confirmed you were dead.”
“You’re not gonna pass out on me, are you?”
“Another lost city destroyed and we made it out alive, but barely.”
“You tell me you stumbled upon another archaeological goldmine and somehow you managed to walk away with nothing.”
“So this is how I got out of prison.”
“How can they be content with their small lives and miserable jobs?”
“Our ambition will take us to places those idiots cannot even imagine.���
“I am sure you’re sick of hearing all about it by now.”
“I am a man of fortune, and I must seek my fortune.”
“This is the opportunity of a lifetime.”
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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FIRST FIVE ASKS GET A KISS
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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Have you ever wanted to speak to a spirit? Well now you can with a Ouija board with a choice of these five spirits to speak with and learn about, perhaps even befriend.
Maggie “Minx” Evans, the artistic six year old
Miles Nathaniel Walker, the studious seventeen year old
Marci Rosemary Walker, the curious seventeen year old
Nicholas “Nikki” Quinn, the strong-willed nineteen year old
Bambi “Fifi” Manning, the realistic fifteen year old
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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4 ⊱ my muse has to share a taxi with yours :)
SEND A NUMBER FOR MY MUSE TO DO THE FOLLOWING:4 ⊱ my muse has to share a taxi with yours.
@mcnticellos
Frances wasn’t exactly expecting to get into a taxi with someone else, the nineteen year old simply exploring, discovering what there was to see in the city while her father was busy with work. It was cold as h e l l, no other taxis stopping to pick her up except the one. The one that had someone in it already, but the cold had her stepping in anyway. Maybe she should’ve put her coat on rather than going without to spite John.
“So… What’s your name?” She asked, kept close to the door on her side. He looked familiar, but she didn’t know him - certainly not enough to let her guard down so soon, but she couldn’t help a curiosity regardless. “And where’re you headed anyway?”
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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SEND A NUMBER FOR MY MUSE TO DO THE FOLLOWING:
1 ⊱ my muse makes/buys breakfast for yours.
2 ⊱ my muse drunkenly flirts with yours.
3 ⊱ my muse accidentally spills a drink on yours.
4 ⊱ my muse has to share a taxi with yours.
5 ⊱ my muse tells yours an embarrassing story.
6 ⊱ my muse greets yours after two years apart.
7 ⊱ my muse calls or visits your muse in a panic.
8 ⊱ my muse angrily shouts at yours.
9 ⊱ my muse attempts to get your muse’s attention.
10 ⊱ my muse is crying and is caught by yours.
11 ⊱ my muse accidentally walks in on yours changing.
12 ⊱ my muse doesn’t remember who your muse is.
13 ⊱ my muse asks your muse for a favor.
14 ⊱  my muse wakes up beside yours.
15 ⊱ my muse suddenly feels sick while hanging out with yours.
16 ⊱ my muse accidentally butt-dials your muse.
17 ⊱ my muse dances with yours.
18 ⊱ my muse tries on your muse’s clothing.
19 ⊱ my muse surprises your muse.
20 ⊱ my muse takes care of your inebriated muse.
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czld-and-wrxthful · 7 years ago
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after the damage .
a sentence collection for the warriors , those who fight and those who destroy .
“ i… i did this —”
“ i did this !?”
“ n—no , it — it wasn’t supposed to be this way! ”
“ ( name ) !!! ”
“ t—that’s… the smile… i was hoping to see… ”
“ thank you… for everything… ”
“ they are dead, don’t you get it !? you killed them! ”
“ they are all dead because of you! ”
“ don’t you dare run away !”
“ (name) … ? ”
“ i—is he/she/they…? ”
“ o—oh god, oh god w—we gotta — get you somewhere— ”
“ g—get me ou—out of here… ”
“ i can’t — feel my l–leg… ”
“ you fought well… ”
“ you did what you could. ”
“ there was no way around this. ”
“ if i had… only come sooner, then m—maybe… ”
“ they are trapped because of you! ”
“ who sent you!? ”
“ who asked for your help!? ”
“ if you had come sooner then maybe — maybe they’d be alive! ”
“ it’s — it’s all your fault. ”
“ i want—ed to do… more… “
“ no — no, please — please don’t talk… rest… ”
“ p—please ! ( name ) hang on! ”
“ don’t you DARE slip away from me now! ”
“ come on, come o—on — please!! please!! ”
“ for the lo—ve of god, (name) ! ”
“ (name) it’s… useless… “
“ h—hey… c—can y—you hear me???”
“ shhh , i’ve got you… i’ve got you… ”
“ don’t let go. ”
“ i wish… i got to see him/her/them o—one more… time… ”
“ did i… s—sav… save him/her/them… ? ”
“ hey n—now… wh—why are you crying… ? ”
“ th…ank you f… for believing in me, (name)… ”
“ this is… all… i could e—ever ask for… ”
“ i did… what i had to do… ”
“ ke—ep living on… f–for me…? ”
“ goodbye, (name)…”
“ (name), i — ”
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