d-adpool

[d-adpool]

brb ordering 2 pep pizzas to ur office rn bc ur so right that was a nice favour. do u want a pepsi they do a combo deal

Spider-Man r u friends w Daredevil🤨🤨

ofc. he and i are besties. i can always count on him if i need someone to watch my back; plus he has good opinions on pizza

[d-adpool]

and you TOOK it!

are catholics even allowed to say shit. or steal pizza for that matter

Spider-Man r u friends w Daredevil🤨🤨

ofc. he and i are besties. i can always count on him if i need someone to watch my back; plus he has good opinions on pizza

[d-adpool]

wdym good opinions on pizza @verygoodlawyer was JUST dissing my go to pizza order after he STOLE IT (a crime) (sending him 2 jail)

Spider-Man r u friends w Daredevil🤨🤨

ofc. he and i are besties. i can always count on him if i need someone to watch my back; plus he has good opinions on pizza

[d-adpool]

What's the void like?

@bstandsforbabydaddy

idk pretty empty. the only stuff there is the stuff that the tva put there, so like. it's a lot of nothing, broken up by bits of something. great for keeping the budget low

[d-adpool]

you couldn't STOP me from getting horny about it

LOOOK ITS U AND @d-adpool

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Cute! Huh. I've never actually shot a gun, except once for a part, and they cut away so I didn't have to practice really.

@d-adpool wanna take me to a shooting range sometime? You can totally get horny about it if you want.

[d-adpool]

meeeee :3

*steals ur pizza uwu*

mm. ips so cripspy

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Lady at the pizza shop messed up my order, and she was rude, so I didn't worry about getting it fixed. To anyone wondering, pineapple and olive pizza tastes horrendous.

[d-adpool]

you thought it was the accident when you were a kid that did it but it's actually just that your aura is blinding

Of course, but your aura is very bright. Just caught my attention is all. ... That's a compliment. I'm not trying to insult your aura or anything. It's actually quite pretty.

-🍄

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"Well, I'm glad you think so. Thank you."

[d-adpool]

no YOU'RE the reason MY pizza was GONE. i showed up and they told me i already fucken got it which i BELIEVED because my memory blackouts are worse than moon knight's and then went home PIZZALESS

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Lady at the pizza shop messed up my order, and she was rude, so I didn't worry about getting it fixed. To anyone wondering, pineapple and olive pizza tastes horrendous.

[d-adpool]

IS THAT WHERE MY PIZZA WENT

dude she definitely thought you were me. i know you have no way to know this but there are lots of assholes in red bodysuits running around this town

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Lady at the pizza shop messed up my order, and she was rude, so I didn't worry about getting it fixed. To anyone wondering, pineapple and olive pizza tastes horrendous.

[d-adpool]

i havent even been slutting around lately and i still get shamed 4 it

I'm either a little late for father's day or extremely early.

Thank you @bunsofhoney for the prompt!

[d-adpool]

it's not MY fault pandarson draws my waist like that #snatched

I'm either a little late for father's day or extremely early.

Thank you @bunsofhoney for the prompt!

[d-adpool]

BAKING PARTY

"Delayed dad day gift!"

Peter said coverd in glitter from head to toe holding a drawing

@peterparker-who

Oh no. I don't even want to touch you. Um. Thanks!

*Peter carefully takes the picture, trying to avoid getting glittered.*

[d-adpool]

glad you still own that outfit from college 🥵

I'm either a little late for father's day or extremely early.

Thank you @bunsofhoney for the prompt!

[d-adpool]

ya hes still mad i didnt wanna marry him i think. sort of a permanent reminder of our fundamental incompatibility despite being preordained and predestined and made and remade in each other's image. orbiting each other like binary stars. what was i saying

did u evrr tell peter you’re probably legally dead

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

i keep forgetting because it has never been relevant to me :) i simply do not need to legally exist

[d-adpool]

i mean in his universe i'm not even the me. u know? there's another wade wilson who's that universe's deadpool who's just chillin out there. and maybe THAT guy is legally dead but technically i was never legally alive to begin with. food 4 thot

did u evrr tell peter you’re probably legally dead

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

i keep forgetting because it has never been relevant to me :) i simply do not need to legally exist

[d-adpool]

did u evrr tell peter you’re probably legally dead

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

i keep forgetting because it has never been relevant to me :) i simply do not need to legally exist

[d-adpool]

peter adopted me too 👍

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

this both surprises me and doesn't