d-dawgthechef89

[d-dawgthechef89]

just say you’re a faggot

yo I love your creek comics so much dlskfksjdjlkfslj half Korean craig gives me such brainworms!!!!!!!!!could you maybe draw wendy and any hcs you have for her? (if you already did that that's fine too) otherwise just wanted to say ur art is soso yummy

TY!!!

I dont normally take requests so I just decided to answer after I drew her on my own time, BUT

Shes very interesting to me i dont have a lot of headcannons for her i dont think but I do have a fewww

I HC her as half Chinese but mostly because I see a lot of other people HC her as that aswell and thought it was neat

her and stan were very on and off dating through out highschool and she spends a lot of mental energy on him (not as much as kyle tho I tell ya)

but once her and stan finally break off for good she spends alot of time dedicated to herself, I think she goes into a high estem collage and majors in Law cause GOD DAMN she'd be a good lawyer

Later on she cuts her hair and may or may not fall for bebe but yeah :3

[d-dawgthechef89]

I think you're secretly Kyle's dad, skankhunt42

no I eat bacon

[d-dawgthechef89]

least obvious scam

hey guys it's Barack Obama here want free v

bucks give me your credit card

information and your street address and

your social security number and the

security code on the back of the card

also what are your parents names what is

your zip code when are you home alone

how old are you how do you feel about

white vans how do you feel about being

trapped in a basement for 12 hours

anyways hit me up i'm the real Obama

[d-dawgthechef89]

shove the phone up your ass

[d-dawgthechef89]

shove your drawing pad and pencil up your ass

Short hair Rumi ✨️

Bonus polytrix:

[d-dawgthechef89]

Enrique

goth Tobio! again!! 

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[d-dawgthechef89]

I can see her face from a mile away

she’s a very iconic face

[d-dawgthechef89]

I have a shit free style

suicide

fuck you I’m not doing those retarded warnings

when someone dies people lie saying that they were their best friend they say that when somebody ends their life, but they don’t know that person’s strife they lie about caring misinformation is what they are sharing when someone dies. No one really cares. They fake it so they won’t have to go through false despair life‘s meaningless so why live why I grow up or have kids they’ll still die and what happened in their lives won’t matter because caring is a disguise no one cares who lives who dies no one cares who soars or flies it is all just a bunch of lies mourning is obliged

[d-dawgthechef89]

suicide

fuck you I’m not doing those retarded warnings

when someone dies people lie saying that they were their best friend they say that when somebody ends their life, but they don’t know that person’s strife they lie about caring misinformation is what they are sharing when someone dies. No one really cares. They fake it so they won’t have to go through false despair life‘s meaningless so why live why I grow up or have kids they’ll still die and what happened in their lives won’t matter because caring is a disguise no one cares who lives who dies no one cares who soars or flies it is all just a bunch of lies mourning is obliged

[d-dawgthechef89]

im gnna shove my billion inch cock in yo ass lil twink boy 😛

Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll fuckin bite your face off and shove it up your asshole you little dickhead, you little fucking knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little fucking mommy's boy now shut your mouth and fuck off dickhead. You know something you little fucking muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in FUCKING Birmingham, Smethwick, you little fucking bic-dickhead FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. I WILL FUCK YOU UP DICKHEAD I WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A FUCKING BIG MAN YOU LITTLE FUCKING DICKHEAD. I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT, BIG ASS STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF. YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE, SO NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR MESSAGES YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD What did i fucking shout at you down the mic for, playing your fucking mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to FUCKING brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, FUCKING SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN FUCKING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH. What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my fucking problem. Shut your fucking mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A FUCKING MONSTER. DON'T FUCK ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE PRICK. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD. I'VE GOT FUCKING KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP YOU DICKHEAD.

[d-dawgthechef89]

im gonna touch you

let me finish my Wingstop

[d-dawgthechef89]

goth Tobio! again!! 

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[d-dawgthechef89]

this person is a daft Cunt

Share some of ur controversial opinions im curious now because of that tag.

here r some of mine i dont wanna debate w anyone these r just opinions ok

darkshippers r a non issue

fictional “cp” is not a real thing and is offensive to actual victims of CSAM

the government should be smaller

all politicians r corrupt zionists

government spending should be more controlled

u shouldn’t be able to advertise your only fans on social media that kids use

presidential terms should 8 years instead of 4

2nd amendment should be protected

the government shouldn’t be in people’s business

kink and bdsm is a non issue as long as all parties are consenting and adults

neopronouns r retarded

u can absolutely separate the art from the artist

jokes r not that serious

having kids should be more regulated

ok that’s all they aren’t THAT controversial but still 🧐 idk

[d-dawgthechef89]

hey I got banned from the group

Hai introduction

Don't let my name deceive you this is my 4th account 💔 so If you think you know me, maybe you do. Anyway,

What fandoms am I in??!

A lot, but the most important ones are: The Beatles, the Monkees, TF2 and Metalocalypse (my fav beatle is ringo tehe)

What do I do!!?

I'm an artist :-3 you know, i draw. I post like once every two months tho

What kinda musical artists do I like/listen too!?

Ooh what a great question

The Beatles, the Monkees, Paul Mccartney, Gorillaz, Blur, Oingo boingo, Björk (😻), Yoko ono, Bloodhound Gang, yeastie girlz, the specials, Mort garson, Frank Zappa, The Cure, Dot Dot curve, Weird Al, Korn, Limp Bizkit , the velvet underground

Here are some of my faaaavorite songs

My favorite album atm is Debut by björk ^^

My favorite colors are green and purple, my favorite pattern is stripes and my favorite animals are millipedes

Also I'm a minor

[d-dawgthechef89]

ayo skank hunt are you p diddy no 2? bc your account sure seems like you like little girls but somehow are gay? do you like dick kind sir? because i like pussy....

@d-dawgthechef89 is a gay little girl lover!!!!!!!

brother, I am a troll

[d-dawgthechef89]

You are fucking stupid

amrev/hamilton -dere types

hamilton: tsundere

burr: yandere/undere

jefferson: tsundere (historically coodere)

madison: dandere

adams: tsundere

king george: mayadere (george squared)

@paranomalyy

[d-dawgthechef89]

you are a fucking faggot