d-erris-oire
d-erris-oire
D茅rrisoire
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NSFW, Minors DNI, 25, Trans woman, Poly, here to have fun, be horny, sad and apparently pissed off. Please have your age in your bio or pinned post 馃枻
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d-erris-oire 2 days ago
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Puberty blockers are older and safer than ivermectin, too.
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weeks 11-20 on my weekly poster challenge this year, crazy I've actually managed almost half a year of getting these done. 1-10 here.
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d-erris-oire 2 days ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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d-erris-oire 2 days ago
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Happy Pride Month.
Hi-Res Prints and Editable PSDs: https://ko-fi.com/s/c16fb83091
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/
Tees and More: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com
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licensed from @morggo
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d-erris-oire 7 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They鈥檙e everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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d-erris-oire 22 days ago
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d-erris-oire 2 months ago
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Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi
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d-erris-oire 2 months ago
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10/10 dad joke
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the Ice War on Europa...
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d-erris-oire 4 months ago
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d-erris-oire 5 months ago
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easy duel by Insact
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d-erris-oire 5 months ago
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i respect someone who is vocal. Tell me why ur into me. Tell me why i pissed you off & tell me how i can fix it. Tell me everything. Talk.
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d-erris-oire 5 months ago
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A footjob is not enough, I need a footcareer
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