d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r
d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 4 days ago
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the corporate we
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 11 days ago
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help me budget. strawberries and cream $1000000,
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 12 days ago
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parental advisory: implicit content
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 19 days ago
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i derive great pleasure from explaining obvious things to stupid people. so if you think about it i would actually make an excellent parent
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 19 days ago
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i think i need to be high to enjoy theater
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 19 days ago
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you need to love things. so you can love people, who are boring without a supporting infrastructure of things
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 19 days ago
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remember to spend some time fondling your possessions now and again
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 25 days ago
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Ancient Greeks and mainly Romans were acquainted with caries removal by drilling and cleaning the infected cavity4,5
correction: so glad i live in the era of anesthesia
apparently cavemen did indeed have tooth problems. so glad i live in the era of dentistry
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 25 days ago
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apparently cavemen did indeed have tooth problems. so glad i live in the era of dentistry
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 25 days ago
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if you lack the level of natural inclination to befriend people that would perhaps be ideal, try contemplating: people often give their friends free shit
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 25 days ago
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unfortunately apocryphal
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it would be so great if the government wasnt, most of the time, everywhere, stupid/evil dipshits. having an actually-good government would be so cool
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 26 days ago
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after i become an accountant maybe i should become a communist. the communist accountant
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 27 days ago
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i love rotating words <3
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 27 days ago
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i'm just as human as you are. possibly even more
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 27 days ago
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they make accounting as easy as possible. which is good because imagine what would happen if you lost track of your money lmao
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 29 days ago
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happy homestuck day :)
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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 1 month ago
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ever since i was a little child i have been interested in the Font
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