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sooo.. i’m always going to be a mess. but i’m going to be the Best Mess ™️

tfw ur sun is in taurus and your moon is in aquarius

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Stares directly in to the sun

"Beautifuuulllllll" - Andrew

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the night is still young if it is before 4:20am

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i'm just at the point in my life where 10 minutes of sleep is more important than a morning shower

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toot toot kitty gurrrl

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Just Another Typical L.A. Uber Ride

“Brad. I’m almost there. If you leave you’re dead. That’s it.”

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I need to go home. I'm so cold I can feel the bones in my hands.

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Laila: *pointing with wine glass* What scent is that candle? Wait- I’ll just fucking Shazam it

Me: 🧐????

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*remember* our gay night in

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Hank you spank you eggs and cashews

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John: I'm not prepared for this Andrew: me either, I've already given up :~)

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John to Andrew: I set my alarms tonight when you texted me 'do you want to hang out tonight?"

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John: imagine getting osmosis drunk in an ice bath... that would be rediculous

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John: if anyone wants to write my biography later in their life... we'll, that's for them \_(ツ)_/

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Andrew: hey John, wake me up when there’s a bowl

John: lol famous last words

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Andrew: hey, finish your drink so I can start drinking with you

John: you can just like take handle pulls, ya know?

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Andrew: i'm sorry... god ... or whoever