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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

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I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

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Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

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bro what the fuck lmfao. funniest possible thing to say for absolutely no reason

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I expected Ryan and Shane to be a bit more attached to reality than this. The comments on their video are actually soul crushing. If I were them I’d already have an apology video filmed vertically from my phone with a puddle of my own panicked depression vomit in the background

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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