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focuses really hard and concentrates all the microplastics in my body and then coughs this up in ur hand

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sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc
#i never got along with my brother growing up#we were too different in the wrong ways#but trying to mend our relationship when we're both in our twenties is ... interesting#call me if you need anything#do you want to grab lunch#i hate your haircut#what are you doing on saturday#can i come over#you irritate me more than anything#i talk so much shit about you#thankyou for driving me#sorry about your ex#talk to you soon
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i will do everything in my power to make sure nothing ever hurts you again, you are safe and so loved.
me and my partner adopted 2 cats this week that have been treated badly in their past so they’re pretty scared of people and they won’t let us touch them yet but they have improved so much in just a few days and i am so proud of them. every time they eat in front of us or sniff our hands or blink slowly at us i am overjoyed. i want to give them everything i love them both so dearly only good things from here on out my loves
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me and my partner adopted 2 cats this week that have been treated badly in their past so they’re pretty scared of people and they won’t let us touch them yet but they have improved so much in just a few days and i am so proud of them. every time they eat in front of us or sniff our hands or blink slowly at us i am overjoyed. i want to give them everything i love them both so dearly only good things from here on out my loves
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Happy Pride from a Pair of Prideful Puffins! 🏳️🌈💖
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I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)
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Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (source)
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“People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer would associate with a dork like me.”
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It’s always “why did you dig a hole to sleep in” and “you’re covered in dirt” and never How was the hole The hole looked fun was it fun
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