d0llydarkness

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

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can mutuals DM you?

Mutuals can throw me into a ceiling fan

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The cheese grater is hungry for the fingers of beautiful young women

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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in her DMs giving away my weaknesses with reckless abandon

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I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

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why do people hate subtitles. I kinda need those chat

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and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

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"the fairies in dungeon meshi are made of cum isnt that fucked up" humans are made of cum too. in real life. glass houses and etc

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when i was 6 my phone had a button to call the Elephant

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How to stop wanting anything tutorial easy

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me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

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i spoke to a music business person and they said i should try to stay relevant by posting things that seem intimate yet relatable to fans in a way that makes them feel like we're connecting on a deep level, so just letting you guys know i did a really good cum yesterday hope that makes you stream my song <3

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I would rather my phone and laptops be heavier and take up more room with big chunky metal cases and clicky knobs and antennas on them than be pitiful sheets of black plastic. All appliances too. Refrigerators and stoves and dishwashers and everything else should look like big crusty bolted together iron coffins with giant tubes running out of them, and all the tubes should all pulsate in synch also.

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naked: normal naked

naked with shoes on: super naked

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I’ve seen the way you blog. Something ain’t right. Let’s be friends