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?? dont remember this one. huh.
for some reason just imagned forgot how to spell that george lopez was the size of god and he reached in with his big giant god hand to poke at me like a bug and it scared me
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gonna start saying leave me alone i have cock shame. and hiding myswlf behind my hands and blushing nervously. not in response to anything im just gonna be saying it from now on okay
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for some reason just imagned forgot how to spell that george lopez was the size of god and he reached in with his big giant god hand to poke at me like a bug and it scared me
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i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died
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living in more like rural almost country ish areas is great actually because i do in fact wear the overalls with no shirt underneath. hot as hell my guy
#these are my words and you cant have them#its not like. country. idk how the hell to describe this area
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WHEN YOU THINK THE RELATABLE FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS GONNA KILL THEMSELF BUT INSTEAD THEY JUST START SMOKING WEED AND SKATEBOARDING?!?!!
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youre just jealous because MY DAD got the treasure and YOUR DAD got shot to death with a million blow darts
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Playing the sound of hot sand and everyone in the club starts going "ooh. ooh. aah. ooh. ouch." and hopping around on one foot
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woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget
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