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why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
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trying to cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
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How girls are in the club vs me.
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He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.
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I had a friend in 6th grade and I for some reason thought his name was Edgar and he never corrected me and after a year of calling him Edgar I was over his house and his mom was like “why do you call him that his names Kyle”
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"Are you a man or a woman?" “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”
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