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Matchbox labels from Pinsk Match Factory in Belarus (1960)

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Laika cigarettes, 1957, Russia

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD MAN!!!

Happy birthday wishes from Bell in a Soviet KGB uniform is a standard tradition for her, and her main secret weapon is vodka, and the consequences after such celebrations promise to be as positive as possible! (I hope it is not necessary to draw these consequences, because I am a third wheel in these actions (and I will draw it💀))

STEREOTYPICAL THINKING AHSHAHSAHSAHSAH

BTW

Adler is listed on the KGB ID card as VASILY ARHIPOV (or Vitaly... but Vasily sounds funnier), that's why Bell still has a laugh on it. That's why i wrote the russian interpretation of his name in the birthday wishes.

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A Few of My Favorite Russian Proverbs (with their literal translations)

Большой секрет — знает весь свет.    Big secret—the whole world knows.

Борода не делает философом.  A beard doesn’t make a philosopher.

В темноте все кошки серы.  All cats are gray in the dark.

В Ту́лу со свои́м самова́ром не е́здят. No one brings a samovar to Tula. (Tula is famous as the city where samovars were manufactured. This is the equivalent of “Don’t bring coal to Newcastle.”)

Волко́в боя́ться — в лес не ходи́ть. If you’re afraid of wolves, don’t go to the woods.

Говорить правду — потерять дружбу.  Tell the truth—lose friends.

Доверя́й, но проверя́й.  Trust, but verify.

Долг платежо́м кра́сен.  Debt is beautiful once it’s repaid.

Доно́счику — пе́рвый кнут. The informer is whipped first.

Друг познаётся в беде́.  You get to know your friend in trouble. (A friend in need is a friend indeed.)

Дру́жба дру́жбой, а де́нежкам счёт.  Friendship is friendship, but count money.

Знать всё — значит не знать ничего. To know everything is to know nothing.

И у стен бывают уши. And even walls have ears.

Когда́ де́ньги говоря́т, тогда́ пра́вда молчи́т.  When money talks, truth shuts up.

На чужо́м го́ре сча́стья не постро́ишь. One can’t build happiness upon another’s grief.

Назва́лся гру́здем — полеза́й в ку́зов. If you called yourself a mushroom—get in the basket. (Sort of like, “don’t just talk the talk—walk the walk.”)

Не ошиба́ется тот, кто ничего́ не де́лает. He that does nothing makes no mistakes.

NB: any translation mistakes are mine

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Autumn.

There are no words, only emotions.

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SDF[FDS[FDS[FSD[FSD[ DUDE IS GENIUS COMBINED 2 DIFFERENT CHARACTERS INTO ONE NICKNAME ASHDHADSHDASDASHDSA OMYGOD poor fucking ALBERT Wesker who was crossed with Russell Adler man fucking prodigy it was an honor for me to die at his hands, happiness to him, health and all the best.

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Bruh moment

This picture is non-canon because I was talked into drawing Bell's ass, arguing that her buttocks were the size of Adler's head, and I wanted to draw Adler's ass!!! purely because I just wanted to draw his ass.

AND IT WASN'T UNTIL I WAS DRAWING THAT I REALIZED THAT: 1. I could draw anything I wanted with him 2. Adler's ass in my hands.

And I'm laughing so hard from his fucking face, like: HEY DUUUUUUDEE БЛЯТЬ I'D PRAY TO THE GODS SHE SAT HER ASS ON MY FACE WHILE YOU SAT THERE WITH YOUR DISGRUNTLED FACE STARING AT THE FRONT CAMERA OF YOUR IPHONE 13 IN YOUR 80'S. Адлер, иди нахуй крч.

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TIMINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to replay the plot in order to remember some moments and for the sake of fun I decided to take a picture of Adler with a spoon. GOD, THESE TIMINGS YOUAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH Here he looks like a father who you stick a spoonful of something stale in order to test its freshness. God, how I love it, I want to cry!!!!! What kind of humiliation would Adler go through to get Bell to start doing his orders?

pov: me seeing my Bell

It makes me want to cry to see how my Bell turned out. Her character, her mannerisms... She literally makes me cry. I've become a simp of my own character. In fact, Bell was created to be an Adler's simp, not the other way around. I ended up liking Bell more than Adler))))0

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The beginning of the beginning

Maybe someday I'll be cooler and I'll be able to bring him to a fucking state, but not today……………. I have an idea to make art from the reverse side, but idk how good an idea it will be, comparing with the fact that I screwed up with this work.

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While I was cleaning the background and trying to adjust the text, I almost committed suicide

although working with Adler, it is necessary to commit suicide.

the original

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I finally upgraded my video card and can non-stop look at Adler's senile wrinkles in company! I want to share the difference because there is no one to share and nowhere: My old video card (nvidia 1060)

My new video card (nvidia 3060)

Mason's ass is just uufffffffff............... with ray tracing

and other screenshots that came out in my opinion are not bad

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I'm sorry! She doesn't offend good girls, even for money(( Her maximum is to rock and put her to sleep on a cool soft bed. For free.

"Not her working weight"

— Easy-peasy!Should I spin you?

Sorry for the inaccurate translation, English is not my native language.... ><

It seems to me that for my Bell, all these brainwashing procedures are equivalent to a sanatorium in Sochi in '78, where she can do whatever she wants, everything in her power She wanted to - she grabbed Adler She wanted - she would have slammed him into the wall. She is a Soviet two-time Olympic champion weightlifter!! It will not be difficult for her to arrange Adler in the wall.

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"Not her working weight"

— Easy-peasy!Should I spin you?

Sorry for the inaccurate translation, English is not my native language.... ><

It seems to me that for my Bell, all these brainwashing procedures are equivalent to a sanatorium in Sochi in '78, where she can do whatever she wants, everything in her power She wanted to - she grabbed Adler She wanted - she would have slammed him into the wall. She is a Soviet two-time Olympic champion weightlifter!! It will not be difficult for her to arrange Adler in the wall.

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I screamed like a cut bitch when I saw two identical Adler standing next to each other with a disapproving face xD

If i hadnt taken a screenshot, i wouldn`t have noticed.

normal..........

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I think she dreamed about it even before recruiting and brainwashing...

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I fit into Adler's simps