d1rtypuppy

[d1rtypuppy]

Being active on your nsfw account is so embarrassing it’s like walking through the town square naked ugh don't look at my stupid wet pussy please

[d1rtypuppy]

Woah. has anyone tried smoking weed and listening to music after? I think this might be big

[d1rtypuppy]

i'll get high at a baby shower idgaf

[d1rtypuppy]

does anyone want to play drugs and alcohol with me

[d1rtypuppy]

i could survive my own autopsy

[d1rtypuppy]

normalize no-pressure sex where u just practice fucking n learning each other’s body n rhythms n idiosyncrasies n letting each other know what feels good n doesn't while discovering things u didn't know felt so good to u along the way

[d1rtypuppy]

illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

[d1rtypuppy]

By the way, when I use descriptors like "little" or "small" I don't mean physically. You could be a head taller than me or twice my weight or strong enough to throw me across the room and you'd still be a little thing to me. It's about how you look at me when I'm talking down to you; what you do when I tell you to sit or speak or beg. Completely changes how I see you .

[d1rtypuppy]

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

[d1rtypuppy]

Object insert in a “im so desperate to fill you i dont even care what with” kinda way

Object insert in a “your slutty hole will take fucking anything you shove in it” kinda way

Object insert in a “im a pretty dumb toy that is just begging to be filled” and “you said you just wanted to be filled, you said you wanted anything!” kinda way

Object insert in a “i wonder if you can take this” kinda way

Object insert in a “im going to make this fit in you” kinda way

Object insert in a “i bet you cant do it” kinda way

[d1rtypuppy]

I support recreational and erotic testosterone use

[d1rtypuppy]

Lines: Soul and Flesh

[d1rtypuppy]

Hey, good to see you man. Make yourself at home. You can sit on the bed next to me. I'm not going to bite. Ha. C'mon, relax. We're just hanging out. Here, put on some music.

Oh, this is good shit. Did your girl put you onto this? You--oh, you like guys. My bad, shouldn't have assumed. Well shit, do you have a boyfriend or anything? No? Then how do you get your rocks off, lol? Respectfully.

..you've never had sex. Oh my god, dude. We gotta change that. Bro. We're friends now. And friends...help each other out. I haven't jacked off in a few days anyways. So come here. Get in between my legs. You suck mine, I'll suck yours. Don't worry, eventually I'll teach you how to take dick like a real man.

[d1rtypuppy]

[d1rtypuppy]

We should go to a punk show in some dive bar. Push me down on my knees make me grind on your boot grab my hair as I give you head in the grungy restroom

[d1rtypuppy]

sub who is too shy to look up 🤝🏻 dom/me who hooks their finger beneath their jaw & tilt their face up

[d1rtypuppy]

Take One. Wakefield Poole, 1977.