Tumgik
da-mous 14 hours
Text
when the doggirl archaeologists dig up my bones in one zillion years they're gonna say "mmm yummy transgender bones!!" and eat them
110 notes View notes
da-mous 15 hours
Note
i mean this positively but you look like a mouse irl (also im in love with you)
I literally am a mous wym?
25 notes View notes
da-mous 16 hours
Text
mutilating my perfect feminine body by growing more boobs
73 notes View notes
da-mous 24 hours
Text
Tumblr media
holding my hat over my heart
hate it when a really good song is shorter than like half an hour馃懣
178 notes View notes
da-mous 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
60 notes View notes
da-mous 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
da mous and da dog 馃悂馃悤
104 notes View notes
da-mous 2 days
Text
one hand on the dog one hand on the gatorade (foreshadowing)
35 notes View notes
da-mous 3 days
Text
art exhibit where you are invited to cut the artist open and pull their guts out. something about art and suffering idk. the next day they're back to normal though not even any scars. that's never brought up by anyone. you know it's not just fake you partook in the disembowelment yourself and took samples and everything. dogs are afraid of you now
174 notes View notes
da-mous 3 days
Text
the flesh of god
tgirl gamedev is a type of angel
602 notes View notes
da-mous 3 days
Text
that sounds fun can I plagiarize this post to get us started 馃榿
What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
25K notes View notes
da-mous 3 days
Text
fuck wrong post. wtf. this was supposed to be the pet ant fucking post. how did I reblog the wrong post. ok I guess this post is getting a reboot instead. and it's gonna have an ant. and it's gonna release in 2047
hey um. I saw you reblogged a post from tumblr user wormgirlpenisballs. well she literally takes the lord's name in vain on a regular basis and my mom says she's an agent of the devil. could you kill her please
9K notes View notes
da-mous 3 days
Text
a reboot of this post is in the works. ant-icipate a release date announcement in 2026 馃憗锔忦煈侊笍馃悳
hey um. I saw you reblogged a post from tumblr user wormgirlpenisballs. well she literally takes the lord's name in vain on a regular basis and my mom says she's an agent of the devil. could you kill her please
9K notes View notes
da-mous 4 days
Text
since I'm of course a centrist I call it delicious in dungeon meshi
147 notes View notes
da-mous 4 days
Text
can a girl who calls it "dungeon meshi" and a girl who calls it "delicious in dungeon" really fall in love
670 notes View notes
da-mous 4 days
Text
boys have 1 skeleton and girls have 2 skeletons
83 notes View notes
da-mous 4 days
Text
that guy flew out of there like a cartoons.. 馃槸
75K notes View notes
da-mous 5 days
Note
how did you manage to bear the people's baby?
the people impregnated me
18 notes View notes