da-real-scout

[da-real-scout]

Yo pally! Me and Pyro baked cookies for the team, would you like some? Engie was watching us, I think it's decent enough!

Ooo! Thanks man! I love cookies!

I’ll be down there soon!

[da-real-scout]

//Mody here! Welcome to the shenanigans! You are now part of the group and there is no escape <3

Also, it’s totally normal to randomly skip days or just not show up in general because of stuff you have to do. I constantly dip in and out of the void (also because sometimes I forget I run this blog-)

But still, we often do out of character ish stuff that isn’t lore accurate so just go with the flow! (Or in this case.. the flo. Hehehe)

THIS WHOLE POST IS OUT OF CHARACTER

Hello! I just thought I'd take the time to introduce myself since I'm new around here, and I rarely talk out of character. I only started recently, but I'm having a lot of fun interacting with other rp blogs. It almost feels like having a mask to hide behind! I'm pretty shy, so I don't often start conversations, except for short and simple ones. I'm not trying to ignore anyone, I'm just antisocial 💔

I balance this between my college work, so sometimes I'm super busy and stressed out/exhausted. If I don't seem to read something correctly, if my replies don't make sense, or if I get details wrong, please tell me! I am Autistic and sometimes skip details, but exhaustion certainly doesn't help.

I have read some of the team fortress comics, but not the 7th mainline comic. I started playing TF2 a couple months ago, and I main scout ♥️

if you have any questions leave them in the comments! otherwise feel free to interact!

[da-real-scout]

Listen, Red, we gotta puts our differences aside n work togetha to get spy to stop fuckin' our ma's!

For once, I’ll agree with a blu. WHY ARE THEY FUCKING OUR MA’S!!?

[da-real-scout]

REAL. THE ONLY REASON MINE IS SO SHORT IS BECAUSE I LEGIT DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO PUT FOR THAT GLORIOUS AND FABULOUS WRITING HOLY CANOLI

….

*Sighs*

I’m not going to force anything… whatever you wish, Jeremy.

@da-real-scout (couldn’t reply to this one properly sorry😭)

[da-real-scout]

*Scout stares at him before just breaking down sobbing, wrapping their arms around him and sobbing into his chest.*

j- just… *sob* n- no more secrets… dad…

….

*Sighs*

I’m not going to force anything… whatever you wish, Jeremy.

@da-real-scout (couldn’t reply to this one properly sorry😭)

[da-real-scout]

//mody dawned her reading glasses of doom. Gimme that. T E A

….

*Sighs*

I’m not going to force anything… whatever you wish, Jeremy.

@da-real-scout (couldn’t reply to this one properly sorry😭)

[da-real-scout]

You seem tense recently... everything alright?

no.. not really, I lerned spy’s my dad so that’s something… but I’ll be fine! GODS GIFT TO WOMEN NEVER QUITS.

[da-real-scout]

GREAT! Why did I even ask!? Why did I ever even think to confront you! All you do is beat around the bush again and again and again!! You- YOU NEVER EVER CARED ABOUT MY EXISTENCE DID YOU?!

….

*Sighs*

I’m not going to force anything… whatever you wish, Jeremy.

@da-real-scout (couldn’t reply to this one properly sorry😭)

[da-real-scout]

*Shyly wriggles fingers* " Taking notes for catering...What's your favorite food, and do you have any allergies, hon?"

uhhhh nothing! I’m as healthie as a horuss- uh a horrse?? Uh, lama with stilt legs. A HORSE

[da-real-scout]

you're in the grass...

Oh hey! It’s a tiny me in da grass!

[da-real-scout]

Just tell me one thing. Why did you abandon me!? Why didn’t you just man up and help raise me?! You ruined my life without even being part of it!!

….

*Sighs*

I’m not going to force anything… whatever you wish, Jeremy.

@da-real-scout (couldn’t reply to this one properly sorry😭)

[da-real-scout]

Gonna reblog this also so ppl know :3

OOC ask for mod!!! out of curiosity, do you have a list of your teammates' blogs (and maybe even BLU team..) ??

i have my reasons. 😈😈

also unrelated note but one day i fear i will forget to press the anon button and my identity will be revealed to the world. shivers..

—🟢🔴

//I don’t! But I can tag a few I can remember off the top of my head! Some I’ve not interacted with tho (sorry yall I’m just awkward and can’t make the first move BUT IMMA CHANGE THAT TRUST!) I don’t know / cannot remember if there’s many blus that I’ve interacted with.

@ vertrauensieihremarztm

@ gunners-and-feathers

@ the-red-sniper

@ mundy-mick

@ da-real-scout

@ flopauling1942

@ running-in-blind

@ heavyweaponguyy

@ pyrovizion

@ mamascout

@ the-pyro-tf2

That’s all I can remember off the top of my head atm! PLEASE COMMENT OR SOMETHING IF YOU WANNA BE INCLUDED LOLL!

Apologies for not tagging I didn’t wanna like spook anyone with a sudden tag lmao BUT PLS IF U SEE THIS I AM OPEN TO ANY AND ALL INTERACTION FROM YALL! DONT BE AFRAID TO SAY HI TOO!!

Haha nooo that’s so fair I always worry if I forgot to make it anonymous too lol, but if it happens, god forbid, then I would screenshot and remove your user n everything!

[da-real-scout]

Heya, Scout... How's it going?

Fine I gues, I’ll confront spy at some later poinnt, but whatever.

[da-real-scout]

(ignore my profile picture)

how does it feel to be half french?

I dunno, he doesn’t even feel like my dad! He never cared for me! For 27 years he’s been just not caring!

[da-real-scout]

a... sex bomb? tattoo? on your chest? is this what you've been using your paychecks for...

O-OH UH- I got it when I was younger, I can show you sometime if ya wannt itz pretty sweat.

[da-real-scout]

//Mod physically had to share. This is also for when he first tried weed-

Scout's first time trying a ciggy

[da-real-scout]

WHY DIDNT YOU EVER TELL ME THE FRENCH FREAK WAS MY FATHER?! NOT LIKE HE WOULDVE SHOWN ANY INTEREST BUT STILL! WHY?!

"MAY I HAVE YOUR BLESSING-"

Hmmmmmmm, I think it would be okay but you also have to ask his father @that-handsome-rogue

Plus I wanna get to know ya first to make sure you're a right fit for my son