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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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go outside as often as you can because the blue skies and green grass combo is a perfect part of earth that could change at any moment

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when i see an advertisement i should be able to just say "i dont have any money so i cant buy what youre advertising" and the ad hears this and it shrivels up and dies and is never shown to me again

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like many others of my kind i used to be the dog when roleplaying house with cousins but on top of that i was also obsessed with dying like every 5 minutes. id keel over and die of old age or pretend a car ran me over and id do it so often my cousins would beg me to stop killing myself cuz it was getting annoying

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have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

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you can always listen to an album start to end in order to remember how beautiful life & art is

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youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

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sleeves that large can s-leeve you speechless

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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

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absolutely DESTROYING THEM with pop pussy power

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genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

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Another comic based on a favorite post of mine, because what can I say? I love posts

Original post by @cryptotheism

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AMD GOD GAVE THE BEAST-KINGS GIFTS THAT THEY MIGHT SHARE WITH THEIR PEOPLE:

To the Wolf, god gave ripping teeth, and the Law of the Pack.

To the Bear, god gave crushing jaws, and terrible strength

To the Falcon, god gave slicing talons, and great sight

And to the Shrimp, god gave the concussive plasma cannon.