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today is video games’s birthday.

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im in quarantine so no ones allowed to interact with me but theres something objectively hilarious about hearing a knock at the door and when you go to open it this is all you see

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your girl saw me at the store selecting the hint of lime chips instead of the regular tostitos and started sucking me right there in the aisle

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I know I said I was tired of living through big historic moments.... but I’ll take it back if I live to see the British monarchy dissolved

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fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

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love blooms among the trash

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Sorry, but I only date girls that have mastered the axe.

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gay_irl

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it’s so funny that old armies would have a little boy playing drums that would almost immediately get fucking blown to pieces

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I keep seeing posts that are like:

Person #1: *Meme about breaking news* Person #2: I can’t keep learning the news like this. Person #3: If you’re going to a circus, expect to see clowns.

But the thing is, sure, everyone on tumblr expects to see clowns.

What we don’t expect is for the clowns to do this:

And this has been the exact energy of this website for months.

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