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you could go back but there is nothing and no one waiting for you there. LOL
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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)
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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking
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to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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#this show was truly a documentary VEEP (2012 - 2019) | 5.10
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them
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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you
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Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song
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