Aspiring writer and successful loser, has upcoming literary project that nobody cares about (probably)
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one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care
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One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
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it's okay, ulysses ogre. you can back up and try dubliners, it's a short story collection with much more straightforward prose, you can dive deep on one piece at a time, and once you've toyed around with that then I'm sure you'll have an easier time with ulysses. besides, I had an irish lit professor who'd been studying finnegans wake for twenty years and she said she still didn't really know what was going on in it. ulysses ogre, what really matters is if you are enjoying your time with literature and feel like you are gaining something, not whether you reach the "correct" conclusions. there's no need to try and force yourself through something if you feel like you aren't on an even enough plane with the text to reap any of its rewards.
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You people are insane. I’m going to Arby’s.
#before the final act of a superhero team movie#this guy comes back in with his clothes on and saves everyone
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In what world would this be anything other than impressive
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notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr
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