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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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In the last Jurassic world, a woman comes out by saying she likes female redhead too. She said it to Chris Pratt.

In Thor love and thunder, Thor kinda expresses romantic feelings to Quill, played by Chris Pratt

My new favorite genre is Chris Pratt exposed to gay people

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Poverty is a policy decision

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Things Gideon calls Harrow

in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence

a hideous witch from hell

a psychopath

a butt-touched nun

Nonagesiumus

insane creep

jackass

bitch

my sweet

bucko

Reverend Daughter

gloom mistress

penumbral lady

night boss

bone empress

tenebrous overlord

my lamentable queen

Harrow

numbnuts

you asswipe

assmunch

my midnight hagette

my crepuscular queen

sunshine

ignorant sack of eyeballs

loser

bozo

dick

sugarlips

Bonus: things not stated outright by Gideon but included in the narrative in a way that strongly suggests Gideon would have said them given the chance

desiccated mummy of hate

marchioness of bones

a perfect penitent nunlet

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I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

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gideon the ninth characters as dril tweets

gideon nav: i like to believe that getting my ass kicked 100 times a day for 50 years has granted me “Street Smarts”

harrowhark nonagesimus: if your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

judith deuteros: if the united states president deemed me a threat to our nation, absoluitely i would let him zap me in the skull. i would hand him the gun,

marta dyas: stunning: mindful adult , decked out in complete set of riot gear - takes out entire stampede of horses using wisdom and tactic’s

coronabeth tridentarius: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

ianthe tridentarius:  i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh torture’s bad”, “it’s ineffective” fuck off

naberius tern: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

isaac tettares: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard

jeannemary chatur: if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight

magnus quinn: I lpove making my credit rating lower by having my wife painted on the side of my car

abigail pent: oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.

palamedes sextus: I;ve looked at the facts. Hell im looking at the facts right now

camilla hect: closing my eyes and mentally visuelizing my enemies bodies, in 3d , to analyze them for weak points

dulcinea septimus: hard at work in the Study, pen in hand, orchestrating my next public melt down

protesilaus ebdoma: if you dont post anything for a month and i can’t find the reason why, i just assume you died and got buried in someones yard like a pet

silas octakiseron: unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up

colum asht: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no

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im crying so hard

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Honestly the fact that Crunchyroll intentionally removed all closed captioning options for their tv app should be fucking criminal. You can only get subtitles if you watch the subbed Japanese version. If you watch dubbed anime and you're Deaf or HOH, Crunchyroll intentionally removed all closed captioning support. There is no work around.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!

Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!

If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!

Stay tuned for info on new merch soon! Hope you love them as much as I do!

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Have you heard the good word about the Pembrokeshire walrus yet?

This walrus is fucken lost.

But Wales has lost its collective shit about it. They’re generally keeping its location secret to keep people away, but we get updates every day if it’s still here, if it’s happy, if it’s healthy. We think it was in Ireland about two weeks ago, which is interesting, because it is not actually native to Ireland either. Why is it here? No one knows.

It seems to like Pembrokeshire beaches.

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Sometimes a family is a megalomaniac cult leader who's trapped everyone in a bubble around him, his two old drinking buddies who have been divorced and hatefucking since before you were born, his attack dog who's the only person that takes their job seriously, and his two teenage daughters: lesbian draco malfoy and rose lalonde six months into her second psychotic break. and that's... fucking terrible. jesus christ this family is a vehicle for so much abuse

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Every friend group should include

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Veth, lobbing a fluffernutter at lucien: anti-magic this u fucking casual