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*grabs his cheeks* I love you so much, but you test my patience every day boy...

Ya sound like Daryl.

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First of all, yer the best! Goddamn! I Love ya!*kisses yer forehead* mmmmwah!

Secondly, do ya want to pillage the military base north of here with me? I'm sure they have some good stuff there. 🤘😈

Merle scrunches his face up slightly at the kiss, blushing a little before letting a grin slip

"I'll never say 'no' ta good raid, darlin'."

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do you by any chance need a lil southern woman to keep you company?

I'll never say "no" to the company of a' fine honey.

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hi merle! just curious, how would you feel about a woman with a texas accent?

Can't imagine why I'd have a problem with that, darlin'.

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Do you ever think about how come we're alive and so many others aren't?

Not really. We're alive 'cause unlike the other sorry sacks a' shit, we had the fight ta stay that way.

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*blushes slightly*

What's up?

Oh, ya know. Survivin'.

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Hi Merle 👋

Hey there, darlin'.

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did you ever like i dunno cry when your wife died like I feel like thats just something you never processed

Will scrunches his face up in obvious discomfort

"Cry?" He scoffs, "I'm a fuckin' man, I don't cry."

He averts his gaze and snarls under his breath before turning his attention back to the knife he was sharpening.

"She's dead, what's there ta process? Cryin' ain't gonna bring 'er back."

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i love doodlin flirty merle with rick

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Probably my most hated anti talking point is "You have to sanitise your blog that blatantly has 'Minors DNI' in the bio because some random child, who is not yours, might stumble upon your blog and ignore the blatant warning sign."

Look, if I'm in my house (or on my clearly marked adult blog) and my neighbours kid peeks in my windows (scrolls down past the "Minors DNI" in my bio), and happens to catch me fucking nasty (posting taboo 18+ content), then, no hyberbole, that's 100% on them.

Being under the age of 18 does not magically exempt you from the consequences of your actions. If you're old enough to have an unsupervised account on a social media website, then you are well old enough to know how to heed a warning sign ("Minors DNI" or "18+" or any other variation) and not, metaphorically, peep into your neighbours windows.

If you do something wrong, like peeping, or ignoring a warning sign and entering a space clearly marked not for you, then any consequences you suffer are no one's fault but yours.

It is actually 100% completely insane to expect adults to just not have adult lives simply because children exist.

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would u ever wanna have kids??

At one point, I did... Now I jus' think I'd screw 'em up, an' that ain't fair...

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Yeah

*smiles brightly but then her expression turns bit more serious*

... or no, actually. I wanna do it again!

Merle covers his mouth to stifle a laugh before he pulls her close and kisses her deeply.

"Yer a cute little thing, ya know that?" He purrs against her lips.

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*blushes a bit*

Umm... a kiss?

Merle grins before leaning in for a kiss.

"Happy?" He chirps as he pulls away.

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*glances at Merle with a flirty smile on her lips*

Whatchu want, huh?

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Great, actually! Things are going well at work and I'm going on holiday soon.

*her smile grows wider*

But how about you?

Oh, ya know... Survivin'.

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Hi, Merle!

*gives him a wide smile*

Hey darlin', how ya doin'?

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threesome with rick and abraham :D

Hell yeah. Sounds like one helluva good time.