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That’s totally your choice. I am pretty well known for being a great straight male shopper, though. Parents shouldn’t make promises to their children that they can’t keep. 

Thanks for the offer, but I think I’m just going to have to go shopping on my own. I mean, it’s not like my mom’s going to make it up to me because she already promised twice and broke it twice. But really, thanks for the offer.

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That’s right. I’m not a tall, smart white boy who happens to love playing basketball. How is KC? I think that a party would be perfect to raise funds for both Clare and Adam’s medical funds. We could charge for drinks and entry and all of that.

Now, I certainly would’t call you the man of my dreams, you’re far from it actually… Though, a party sounds fun. I think some of us could use that. If you can manage to pull that together, I’ll be there. I could use just a little bit of a stress reliever. 

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I assumed the two of you would have worked out your differences by now. Nothing wrong with having a little fun while you’re single, Edwards. I’m sure plenty of Degrassians would be willing to donate. I’d be willing to pick you up. I’ll probably give Alli a ride too. 

Well, you know, we broke up a while ago. Okay, I guess that’s a nice thing to do. It would probably really help, at least. Look, you can do what you want. Unless someone picks me up there’s no way I could even get to a party right now…or anywhere for that matter.

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You can interpret my kind words as whatever you like, Bhandari. You heard correctly. Maybe you can accompany me to the party? Not as my date, of course. Completely platonic. 

Me, full of myself? Oh please. That’s definitely flirting Dallas, but you can call it whatever you’d like. Heard you were planning on throwing a party?

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Who would ditch a cute girl like you? It sounds like a crime to me. You shouldn’t be wasting your summer away waiting on other people. How about I help you make up for the lost day? 

My mom totally ditched me today. She promised we’d go shopping for new clothes and shoes. But she hasn’t been home or called or texted me at all. This is ridiclous, I spent a whole day of summer waiting for her to show up and nothing. 

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Sounds like someone is a little bitter. What’s wrong, Clare? Eli isn’t fulfilling your needs? It was actually going to be a party where we collect donations for both Adam and your medical bills. I guess I’ll leave you out of it if you prefer. I was just trying to be nice.

Man of their dreams? Sure. Why don’t you just plan your party and see who shows up. I mean, if you think it’s going to help people relax or whatever.

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I know they did, dude. That’s why I’m thinking that we need to throw a party. Adam is making a recovery, thank God. We can throw a party somewhere in the woods and charge people for a keg. We can take donations and donate them to Adam and Clare’s medical funds. You bet your pretty ass it works, Torres. You can’t be so jealous that all the ladies want a piece of Mike Dallas. Maybe Bianca wants a piece of this. I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Don’t shoot me.

Dude, things just went to crap because of a dance, you really wanna throw a party? I mean, go for it man, but I think I’ll sit this one out. Man of your dreams… does that really work? I mean, are ladies gonna flock to you now or something? Most likely.

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Who said that I was flirting? Someone is a big full of herself. I was just complimenting a friend. A very, very pretty friend.

I thought we were done with the whole flirting thing?

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Things have been getting pretty serious around here. I think that all of this tension definitely calls for a party. I’m sure I can speak as a fellow Ice Hound that I’m not afraid to get down and dirty. Who wants a night that they’ll never forget with the man of their dreams?

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Cute guy and dogs? Lucky for you, I have me a dog back at home. Unlike this guy, I’ll make sure my dog doesn’t urinate on a pretty thing like you.

I swear today can not get any worse. Went out for a stroll, just because the weather is nice ( Tip of advice: DON’T DO THAT ) then I saw this cute guy & he was walking his dog. And I usually love dogs, but I guess his dog was not too fond of me. Anyways, the dog walks right over me, lifts its leg, & urinates all over my new boots! & if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, the guy then asked for my number. Needless to say, I had to walk home with the smell of dog urine on my foot.