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Went to get ice cream with a girl and she gave me her number hashtag smooth like butter

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YOU live in a society . i live in 2004

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obsessed with his flawlessly 2000's cartoon build

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We're making out and he starts grabbing my crotch through my ebay Tripp pants and I say "wait, hold on," and take out my phone. I unsubscribe from r/virgin.

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Hummingbird nesting on cactus, Living Desert Gardens in Palm Desert, California.

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Need the bisexual Nokia so bad

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used to be so easy to seduce somebody all i had to do was text some dumb shit like “i’m cleaning the house topless 😌” and that’s all, we fucking. if i texted that now i’d get a reply like “soooo proud of you. don’t forget to do the dishes.”

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day 972

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uh-huh

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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ok so we all know that fourth of july and ginasfs are petekey af, but if we actually got to hear those, just imagine all the songs that patrick and the guys said ‘no’ to because they were too obvious? imagine all the songs their producers shut down? imagine all the songs pete wrote and never played to anyone at all because they were so obviously about mikey. imagine crying

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day 971

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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the ache of nostalgia

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Dude if you don't want anon hate turn off anon. That easy

IVE ALREADY MADE A POST ABOUT THIS

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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IM GOING TO KILL HIM