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I can’t even relax! My mind is just replaying the conversation and what I’m gonna say tomorrow

Coworker snapped at me and slammed the door 🫶🫶 I fucking hate it here and dealing with that every day is degrading my mental health

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$20 used to mean something

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Coworker snapped at me and slammed the door 🫶🫶 I fucking hate it here and dealing with that every day is degrading my mental health

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one time i tried to watch this german youtube's minecraft playthrough to get acquainted with spoken german and i couldn't understand a single word except 15 minutes into the video he said "sexual pornography" clear as day

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mike’s hard bubble tea

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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Via noristarcream

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hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

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birds

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A touch of yellow graced our water fountain.

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Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

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In case you guys have been like “omg I’ve loved Gaby’s blog for [redacted] years! I’d love to see her actually play bass and not record shitty covers in her bedroom!” Well I did good covers in a bar.

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Why even work at 6am who the fuck U serving Bitch who the fuck wakes up at 5am and says I'm going to target in an hour Are you fucking insane Nancy you need to die 1 2 and 3 Whoever buying dog food at 6am Waking up at 4:30am Needs to be in Jail nevermind Die