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“vegan leather” “artificial whale bone” “synthetic fabric”

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Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

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hilarious that soda is called “soft drink” when it’s definitely the sharpest liquid on the planet

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the ultrasound lady complimented my full bladder💖

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why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

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I hope this email sucks you off

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edm @ tor | 01.20.21

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the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

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wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

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Hallelujah in Shrek>every Xtian cover ever

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Gay📑Irl

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волк в Зоне

A wolf looks into the camera in the abandoned village of Orevichi, Belarus

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omggggg