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ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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Propaganda I am NOT falling for

- shapewear

- protein obsession

- the big light

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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

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Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

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we’re coming for you (with mama!)

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they invented a new low just for me

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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

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mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

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some blogs i follow for fan content but others i am 100% just there for the person so when theyre like oh sorry for turning into a so-and-so blog im like. i would watch you liveblog the phonebook.

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so Talented…

via

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Let’s be long with mama

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Let’s nap with mama