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If the NBA let me change the names of all their teams, based entirely on the first thing I think of for each given city, this is what that would look like:
Atlanta Stripclubs
Boston Colleges
Brooklyn Bloggers
Charlotte Banks
Chicago Buildings
Cleveland LeBrons
Dallas Grassy Knolls
Denver Dispensaries
Detroit Squalor
Golden State Bridges
Houston Humidity
Indiana Mellencamps
LA Screenplays
LA Priuses
Memphis Ribs
Miami Jetskis
Milwaukee Brats
Minnesota Malls
New Orleans Beignets
New York Anxiety
Oklahoma City Domestic Terrorisms
Orlando Chain Restaurants
Philadelphia Tastykakes
Phoenix McCains
Portland Foodtrucks Foodcarts
Sacramento Governors
San Antonio Alamos
Toronto Drakes
Utah Mormons
Washington Lobbyists
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Generally okay but this way of life is not sustainable
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#no and i never will#autistic brain is like WELL TECHNICALLY i could change my mind later bc idk the future but. yeah no
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#when dean died in the series finale i behaved soooo badly#like i'm embarrassed to say what coping mechanisms i pulled out#but i was not okay#which was mostly bc i was not okay In General#but yeah. LOL
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Yes i stunted my brain's development with substance abuse in my early 20s yes I'm a genius
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do you feel like you stand out in public?
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what was the first type of alcohol you ever tried/drank?
wine
beer
vodka
tequila
whiskey
cider
hard seltzers
gin
brandy
saké
oh my god anon how could you forget to include _____!
I've never had alcohol/I don't remember/I'm bald
#TECHnically i had a sip of some random shit that was probably brandy in high school but when i actually drank To Drink in college it was#definitely vodka. tito's to be exact.#and i mean i had new years champagne as a kid but are we counting that#?
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
#well first of all this is the autism website so idk why everyone is so surprised people don't know these completely arbitrary and not intuit#intuitive rules. however. having been the host of various parties and suchlike events i know it's nice to have a little buffer bc we're usua#usually running behind and still doing party prep by the time things are 'starting' so i think at least 20-30 minutes behind the advertised#start time. at a minimum. is a good rule of thumb
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this is so embarrassing. we’re supposed to be the gun country and we can’t even shoot our own former president. once is a mistake. twice is an insult.
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death of subcultures and death of third places are directly connected and you can’t convince me otherwise
#:(#all this still exists if you seek it out btw. but yeah it's definitely uhhh. different. and worse
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i ❤️ being a lesbian who has no gender and looks like a guy
#i don't heart it actually it's really confusing and hard and honestly i don't have the time to deal with that rn#but that is the conclusion i am once again coming to#idk if i traumatised myself out of male attraction or if it was fake to begin with#but sex with men makes me shudder nowadays#sooooooo. dyke mode lol. yay
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#surprised dental pain isn't a category. i voted other type of illness (?)#i had a badly decayed tooth cuz my mom never took me to the dentist and jfc that shit had me pacing my room unable to sleep praying to a#god i didn't believe in#and i have had major surgery. that shit didn't touch this
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