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LISTEN. all I want is a Big Strong Girlfriend and a Fancy Foppish Boyfriend is that SO MUCH to fucking ask. and they're both taller than me.

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finally. a definitive "am i gay" test

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Huntrix + Forward Guard

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did I tell you guys how much my boss spent on food delivery apps last year

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worm in brain be damned, we discovering new creatures

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fuckin aced it, good work kid

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Get warm with papa

(For context this is a male rescue cat who climbed into an incubator full of orphaned kittens and went mine now)

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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

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understanding taxonomy is so funny to me, cause now i see this and go

ah yes, two reptiles

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since police k9s came up yesterday they've been on my mind a bit and it is extremely transparent how the very same people who get hysterical about pit bulls think attack dogs used by the police are heckin good boys

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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a treasure found antiquing today

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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For context this is what happens when you choose Hera over Ares a Duel Boon room

Glad to see Ares is still a momma's boy.