@daethpatrol 's self ship blog!?! :00 18/he they/🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ♡2/18/25♡
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hehe im going to see them in septemberr with evanescence!!!!
"how can you tell I'm a trans guy-" says guy blasting MCR
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Things to do instead of talking to your f/o on c.ai:
draw something with them
write something with them
make an edit or other graphics of them. screenshot edits where you add your headcanons or other changes to their design are great too even if you don't commit to the new design
revisit your favorite scenes or even reconsume their entire source
go hunt for pictures of them you didn't save yet
go look for new fanart, fanfics, or other fan content made by others
gush to other people about them
talk about them in general even if it's not a gush. share your favorite fun facts, talk about their source, or share some headcanons
find someone to roleplay your f/o for you
make a journal page dedicated to them
write them a letter (and maybe write a response letter from their perspective too)
listen to songs that remind you of them. you could also make a 2010s style AMV of them with that song
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well guys. It is Easter!!! It is also 4/20!!! It is also 8 more days till my birthday!?!?
ANYWAYS I hope u and ur f/o have a wonderful day and celebrate how you’d like :) silly poll!!!
sorry the answers r kinda lame I just woke up and did this on a whim LMAO
personally. F/os and I are gettin blazed. Marvus has the most experience with weed, Sebastian has some, and Venomous has never touched it in his life but he WILL today hehe.. I will see u guys in a bit 😎
#dog reblog🐾#cw weed#selfship#none of the options LOL i got tipsy and f/o just had to deal with it LMAO
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you're getting the MILK!
reblog to pour milk on a plushie of your f/o and slam it against walls affectionately
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my f/o would absolutely be dragged along to help me do literally anything. im so glad he loves me because holy hell i think he'd get tired of me so quick if he didn't LMFAOO
at the grocery store and i can't figure out the kind of things i need. he'd help remind me, with my terrible memory issues, and then he'd take over driving for the day (he knows i tend to hate doing it).
at home, i do tons of cleaning, and deal with chronic pain flare ups so bad that i can hardly even sit without pain. it sucks, but he would absolutely carry me around and help me do simple tasks ^-^
i think he's glad to help me out tbh, it's easier than his regular job for sure, and he's still helping someone, even if its just me !! :3 helping dogboy humanity another day at a time..
he would absolutely bring me to the office, i would spend my day tidying the place up, and sketching cool posters to put on the walls! especially when he returns from long and tough missions, he'd prob find me asleep in a pile of sketches on a couch, or trying to stay awake while sweeping the floor :'3 ... he'd prob remind me that i don't have to clean, and i know, but he helps me so much that i want to repay that in some way!!
i love my dante so so dearly, i kiss and smooch him always and hes my one and only f/o 💜🐾 i adore him to the stars and beyond, genuinely!!!!
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Shoutout to sleepy selfshippers. Reblog if you’re a selfshipper and also tired as fuck.
[ Dividers by @/kodaswrld ]
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the vp of the USA in Netflix needs to free my wife. my bed is TOO EMPTY. i gotta thaw my fine shyt. anyone have a dante-sized microwave?
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the ouppyboy eeping with wife dante plush... ^-^
(can you tell i love him really badly?)
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i find literally all topics circling back to my beloved and his world, its so crazy!! i think ive driven my lovely friends crazy enough to where most just laugh with me at this point :D
he's everywhere in my life and i adore it, its like he's moved into my brain and has been unpacking slowly :3 i do anything and i make an abstract connection of subjects and go "oh and dante!"
he makes me so so happy ^-^ i love him so dearly. i treat my dante so gently and adore him so much ehehehe,,
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tragedy struck, plush of beloved had a seam come loose :<

not to worry!! these paws CAN hand-sew!!!

rough process... but fixed!!! he was NOT happy but hes glad i fixed him up!! even if the awkward angle was a bit of a hassle...
#daethspeaks#daethte [🐾+🍕]#devil may cry#dante dmc3#devil may cry 3#dante devil may cry#dmc dante#f/o#selfship#yumeship#self ship#i fixed the silly mf ^-^
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i love my wifey and his fuckass smirk..... i just wanna kiss him over and over and over !!!!!! i will hold his hand and kick my feet and squeal. i bark at him endearingly. i also know he's not much of a cleaner, but thats why he has me!!! when i clean, i clean.
bark bark i am just rambling on and being gay once more :33 i was thinking of saying more but i couldn't keep generating words! oops!
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i know i postef this once alr SHSHSHDHHDBSBBSBS I THINK HES SO CUTE THO.......
im so happy

devil may bald
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im so happy

devil may bald
#daethspeaks#dante dmc#devil may cry#dmc dante#dante sparda#dante dmc3#dmc3 dante#dmc 3#dmc3#why he bald
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i love him so bad somebody sedate me
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dog (me) got new toy :3333
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never feel sorry about gushing over your f/o !!!! you're simply expressing your love, and it's beautiful!
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