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Presidential Science Advisor’s 2019 Designated Hurricane Names:
Aberration
Bogus
Concocted
Denial
Evasion
Fake
Gimmick
Hoax
Invented
Jape
Kerflop
Loser
Make-believe
#ClimateChange
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Ironic quote of the day: "We're going to be LIVING with ObamaCare for the foreseeable future." - Paul Ryan (emphasis added)
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If I've said it before, I'll say it again: Not my prec·e·dent.
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We’ve got to stop demanding political correctness. We should go a step further and generally stop demanding correctness of any kind. If we’d just be more accepting of people being incorrect, and stop pointing out Every. Little. Thing. This country could be grate again.
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There’s no ‘i’ in Team. There’s no ‘i’ in Hero. But there are two ‘i’s in Idiot.
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And hats off to the courts yesterday for upholding the sanctity of my smart phone.
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It was great yesterday hearing about people able and willing to get married in Indiana without first having to create a gift registry at Target or Macy's!
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An updated Roswell Report was released today suggesting the alien, working bodies seen recently in Congress are actually life-sized dummies.
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Pi - today you can have your cake and eat it too. Next year, an even bigger slice.
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I've got a lot of years left still as a teenager (in Celsius).
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New stretch goal: Being on the obituaries page without being in the obituaries.
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Incognito admits to damaging his own car. Jane Doe to kicking pets. Anonymous to faking identities. Nom de Plume to plagiarism. #copycats
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