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YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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"ladies and gentlemen" is boring, unoriginal, uninclusive, and gets nobody's attention

yelling "taxidermy mpreg" is fun, fresh, doesnt address anyone and therefore includes everyone and will get everybody's attention with just two words!

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He is not asking, he is demanding

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ok I gave up trying it is now 2am and the little people in my head won't shut up

I should probably sleep

(Its 12am where I am)

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ok I'll try

I should probably sleep

(Its 12am where I am)

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alright then lets see if my brain will allow me to sleep or not tonight

I should probably sleep

(Its 12am where I am)

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wait no im not supposed to have emotions i got so good at deleting them

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I'll try

I should probably sleep

(Its 12am where I am)

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hmm I'll think about it

I should probably sleep

(Its 12am where I am)

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my cats will eat my hair like its frickin spaghetti or something

Fun Fact!

you know how dogs go batshit over peanut butter? Cats do that too!! Just with earwax 🙂

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I should probably sleep

(Its 12am where I am)

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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if you kill yourself now you will never be the mysterious old man in a cloak in the corner of the pub drinking whiskey out of an old canteen who tells folk tales and gives quests to young travelers who approach him.