dahliadear
dahliadear
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She/They | 31 | USA | If you’re here about the Kyrie Eleison post, the punchline was that Google Translate is unreliable
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dahliadear · 1 month ago
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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dahliadear · 7 months ago
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anyway its so nice to be able to hang out with you guys whenever i want for once. what should we do next. how about some karaoke
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dahliadear · 8 months ago
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dahliadear · 8 months ago
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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dahliadear · 9 months ago
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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What if your evil mom ripped my heart out of my chest so she could sacrifice it and bring her dead boyfriend back to life, and I survived for a solid few minutes after that just for the sake of telling you how much I love you and don’t want to die because there’s still so much I want us to do together, and then I died in your arms. Only you challenged the goddess of death to get me back and she felt sorry for us I guess because she just gave you one easy riddle to solve and then let you have me. And then I came back to life and we lived happily ever after. And we were both women.
Would you like that?
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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Criminal, op turned off reblogs
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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new fav tweet
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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I know the animation industry has been going through a serious rough patch in the past 10 years. I just hope the medium and the artists making it can get the respect they deserve someday soon. So I wanna take a moment to spread a reminder of the powerful emotional scenes we've gotten from animation in the past 10 years.
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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fuck fuck fuck cloud aerith tifa
thats more like it
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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kiss marry kill cloud aerith tifa
where did fuck go. aw man.
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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Milwaukee Ballet's 2018 production of Dracula directed and choreographed by Michael Pink (full recording available at the Internet Archive)
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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dahliadear · 1 year ago
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"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"
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