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Jameson just asked Peter to take pictures there if it happens.

Okay I would like to say I'd be lying to say I'm not interested in this 👀😲

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So new york has 2 new superheroes, they call themselves Superman and Batman, the new guy Clark says he’ll have a article ready on both soon

Well, yes.

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This happens surprisingly often at the bugle, asked the wizards across my apartment about it, gave me some protection charms after they inspected the building, but occasionally we have this weird guy who comes by and just heads to a random cubical, and after a sudden flash of light, just walks out without saying a word.

Who made this edit, it's the most valid one

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What’s stopping you from playing subway surfers on your phone

someone put subway surfers on the projector screen next debrief meeting. PLEASE. i cannot listen to cap ramble about statistics anymore

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My brother took philosophy in college, this is what he described it as

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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Did you get an abortion?

#stopspider-manmpreg2025

you get me

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You got some for me and Kevin?

This year, we will be walking in the NYC pride parade and passing out rainbow stickers of our logo. -JJJ

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Happy Pride Month from The Daily Bugle. -JJJ

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It’s kinda sad when even supervillains recognize gay rights when many politicians just won’t.

I would like to remind everyone that Horizon Labs and Horizon University fully supports the LGBTQ+ year round as well as offering support to it's employees/students in need of counseling.

With that being said: Do not hide. Do not let them silence you. Never give in to the enemy on principal and do not fear. If all else fails, I will send out my spider-bots to protect anyone who wishes it.

Remember the end goal if this months publicity, to celebrate who you are without worry of prejudice. Not just in the month of June, but for every day to come. Do not let anyone tell you who you are supposed to be, only you know the truth of it. Anyone who tries to is a useless dolt with less a brain than a goblin.

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So my grandparents have a bedbug infestation(thankfully dad is a exterminator), and while helping them clear out the closet, we found a Medal of Honor stashed near his old service rifle, along with an old picture of him and nick fury sr, after we cleaned it out, he took us to a Chinese place and told us how he got it, to summarize, he, nick fury, and some other guys(I think one of them was named howlet) blew up a hydra tank factory, the picture was taken shortly afterwards.

So today I learned that my grandmother was latverian, she and several members of her family left the country many years before doom’s revolution because of the living conditions, left in the middle of the night to avoid the police, found shelter and made their way to Serbia, then croatia where they eventually went to Italy shortly after mussolini’s downfall, where she met grandpa, who was deployed there after a extensive campaign against hydra, afterwards they got married and went back to the United States. Seeing the news about doom made her just say this out of nowhere, no one but grandpa knew until that point.

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If you’ve ever met him, you’d understand

Why do I care so much about some guy from Queens bitten by an arachnid

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Does anyone know if rocket has a tumblr account

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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Charles Calvin and Henry stickmin behavior

Alexei: what’s your plan?

Bucky:

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After all the times we’ve seen you with a broken arm or leg, I’d argue no

dost thou have thine bones?

i should hope so????

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This is my relationship with Kevin in a nutshell, he won’t shut up about this thing called warhammer 4 million and while I don’t understand a thing about it, i can’t help but smile whenever he talks about the horse heresy or some new mini he’s painted.

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That one that looks like he belongs in a noir film brings the og formula(which has cocaine)

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That explains why my brother is missing a sword in his collection.