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Unless you're Indiana Jones, there really is no way to pull off a shirt buttoned nipples high. And you sir, are no Indiana Jones.

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Best of Brochella

The Douchebags of Coachella, Part 4

There is a Buzzfeed artice going around asking why there aren’t more female-fronted performers at Coachella. Yeah! Good question. Why aren’t there more ladies at Coachella? Seems inconceivable why female artists wouldn’t want to look into a crowd of this or this or this.

While we are totally ALL FOR the inclusion of more female-fronted bands at music fests (seriously, more Big Eyes, please), let’s face it: Coachella is a douchefest of the highest order that’s probably beyond saving at this point.

Female musicians, save yourself the trouble of being shouted at to show your tits on stage and tell Coachella to fuck off. Come to think of it, male musicians, you should also tell Coachella to fuck off. Let us all tell Coachella to fuck off until it is reduced to an empty field where a few hunched over males in Ray Bans are foraging through trash cans for half empty PBR cans.

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I was too distracted by his Capri pants to be impressed that he squeezed his whole body into a tennis ball. Faux no, bro.

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Just in case anyone was concerned Douchebags might be immune in the zombie bropocalypse- Exhibit A: “The Walking Douche”

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Based on the angels fleeing the scene, what kept this poor man's Bruno Mars 'Locked out of Heaven' was his swagger force field. ("Swagger" is street slang for herpes right?")

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Need attention much ?

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What did I tell y’all?! #brochella #coachella #douchebags #coachella2013