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When you go on a date with Jayden he will offer to drive you there. This may seem like a kind act but Watch Out.
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Jayden is my husband. He's also Sarah's malewife, and Kovich's situationship boyfriend. It's a level of woke you wouldn't understand.
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Look at the researcher I was assigned bro, his ass is NOT secure contain protecting anything‼️
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Jayden the typa guy to worship your body
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Jayden Headcannon:
Jayden is a very bad driver

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Jayden Headcannon:
Jayden is a very bad driver

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He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.
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Oh to live on Mars with Jayden, away from all the bots on the Internet
#I've been getting bombarded nonstop with bots lately it's actually starting to piss me off#for every interaction I get I also get a bot ask#got mass tagged twice in a row#I don't have the energy for this#already had a bad week and this killed any desire to post that I had#sorry#we'll be back to your usually scheduled Jayden dick riding soon#when I stop feeling so awful
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I'll pass it along to him
Share with Kovich to give him flash backs

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[Guy at the workplace having a midlife crisis but he's poly] She took the wife in the divorce
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Too late. He's already promised to turn me into a vampire as well so we can live happily ever after ❤️
Vampire Jayden. Send post.
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Vampire Jayden. Send post.
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No I think that's everything
If you feel stuck, just ask yourself: what would Jayden do? Whatever the answer is, don't do that thing.
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