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I'm fine! I used up a perfectly good pants-wetting for that!
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Don't ever mention Emerson Lake and Palmer around Gypsy!
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Praise the truck farmer. Bow down before him.
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What about my mod pants suit?
Tom Servo
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He couldn't possibly make it more sticky.
Mike Nelson
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Indiana Nerd and the Temple of Dork!
Crow T. Robot
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Somewhere there's a spare Crow running around Wisconsin in 1985.
Pearl Forrester
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Stop calling me Lumpy Butt.
Mike Nelson
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No wonder she's attracted to him: she's stone.
Joel Robinson
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We are gathered here today... to DIE!
Tom Servo
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Do farts have lumps?
Crow T. Robot
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You're right, Professor Froggy.
Crow T. Robot
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God sure has a crummy office, doesn't He?
Joel Robinson
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You can be replaced by Leno, you know.
Crow T. Robot
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It's ninety-seven o'clock.
Mike Nelson
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I'm a pixie!
Crow T. Robot
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Don't let you mom dress the band.
Crow T. Robot
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