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*pushes Slave Knight Gaels' bangs away*
Slave Knight Gael: "Ahh, merciful goddess, mother of the Forlorn, who have no place to call their own... Please, bear witness to our resolve... Fire for Ariandel... Fire for Ariandel... And the ash to kindle flame..."
me: =) *walks away in my drakeblood armor*
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when you eat all your vegetables even the yucky ones
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir
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leaked screenshots of undertale 2!
“cmon kid, lets go save undertale….. TWO!”
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Today I went to the movies. I went to see Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It was hilarious. The movie was about a guy named Flint and he wanted to be an inventor. He worked very hard. Then he made an invention that made it rain food. The food got way too big.They had a whoa whoa whoa I’m not gonna tell you anymore. You’ll have to find out and see what happens next.
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everything about saul goodman is so perfectly manipulatable to lalo, except he really didn't count on him being in the most insane and annoyingly codependent relationship new mexico has ever seen. and that does kinda throw a wrench in things sometimes. and then he's like "okay well if bribing this guy with money ever stops working at least i can hold his wife hostage and use that as a bargaining chip because they'd apparently do anything for each other (🙄)" but then of course they just become even more insufferable to him. arguing about who should be saving who while at gunpoint and lalo's considering just pulling the trigger on himself instead so he won't have to listen to them anymore
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they just revealed this at the game awards
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glados when atlas and pbody are sixteen disassemblies into a test chamber
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