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I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
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Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.
Johanna de Silentio (via from-green-to-grey)
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how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
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fukboi didnt invite us 2 tha got dam party
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Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D
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what would the foot version of fisting be called
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Have some tech fetish before I pass out for the night.
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