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heh… I bet ur inbox is just as dead as me 😜😜😂😂😂

It's so dead. This is the only thing in my inbox. It's sad.

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what’s up alive d-dawg…. have you considered…telling me about the they them puss….plz…

WHY DO YOU WENT ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY PARTNER'S THEY THEM PUSS 💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀 Save this for the DMS.

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You guys can ring mh line I'm not dead

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I love gate keeping

what’s up me if i was alive!!! did you ever do that they them puss 🤔🤔?? if you did how was it?!!!!!

Thats for me to know and for you to never find out because ur dead 😜 #staysigma

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what’s up me if i was alive!!! did you ever do that they them puss 🤔🤔?? if you did how was it?!!!!!

Thats for me to know and for you to never find out because ur dead 😜 #staysigma

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DAISUKE OMG YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND YOU GOOOOO SO PROUD OF YOU

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUY lowkey didn't think this would happen but she loved my unmatched rizz I'm so sigma 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😜

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Hey guys if I'm so honest I totes forgot about this blog my bad gangalang

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Oh yes, "flirting"! I have heard of it. My apologies, dear Daisuke. Each "day" I am experiencing many things, learning and remembering and forgetting and in constant motion; so when I speak to you about a certain subject, though it may have been discussed before, it is likely I do not remember. As a being with a plethora of abilities, you would think I wouldn't be bound by such limitations. Alas.

Informing myself about "mpreg" was a very recent and traumatizing experience, as I unfortunately learned of human fornication in this most unpleasant way; having access to the various technologies of mortals seems to have "bit me in the ass".

You are quite dear to me, however I sense I should refrain from calling you "beloved"; is this the desired outcome?

- @thefaeiry

Sorry, been busy!! I'm here!!

Learning the word mpreg does sound traumatic. Honestly id rather have the axe in the face. Lol.

And maybe do refrain from calling me "my beloved", yknow, it may not be romantic but it might make my girl jealous. Yeah, that's right. I have a GIRLFRIEND. Crazy I know. 😋 I'm so rizzful

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What do you mean? I cannot touch you, how could I hit you?? Are you feeling well?

You have not offended me, small one, I am quite alright; I was asked by another mortal if I knew what "mpreg" was. That, my dear, was offensive.

Ah I see, I was curious if you were done using the bathroom and "washed your hands" because hygiene is very important to creatures with forms. I must be sure you are taking care of yourself.

- @thefaeiry

If I'm so real I forgot I took a shit. Thanks for reminding me, I did wash my hands!!!

Mpreg is scary. My roommate keeps telling me that if I keep forgetting to do the dishes he's gonna make mpreg real. Pls help

Also.. Hitting on me is like. Flirting. You know? Funny you know the word mpreg and the term taking a shit but not "hitting on" someone. LOLL

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I am unfortunately aware of mortal slang and its meaning, but it is alright Daisuke. Seeing as I am most dazzled to be interacting with you, I would say I am quite well! I am glad you are well too, my beloved.

"Alien" would imply I am a being not of Earth, involved in a separate society on another planet. I suppose this is somewhat true, however I exist without physical form, and have never lived on a celestial body. In fact, I exist in the nothing, a whole being yet I am still incomplete. I am also quite large– well I suppose I would be large; ideally, however, I would have a physical form that I could change. As I am now, I could fit your previous vehicle of transportation in my "hands".

Have you completed "your business" and disinfected your hands accordingly?

- @thefaeiry

Oh that's my bad dawg sorry if I like offended u or something 😞😞🙏🙏 I love a bad bitch serving cunt without a physical form!

Are u hitting on me u jus called me "my beloved" or something 😞🙏

My buisness? If you mean transporting the mouthwash?? No. We drank like.. Half of it. I don't know by what u mean buisness dawg be more specific

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Daisuke.. Daisuke? Oh! Ah yes, I know you; you are my favorite of the creatures upon the vessel that touched the stars! Though I suppose this may seem strange, as you haven't a clue who I am.

Hello, Small One, I am The Fae, but you may call me Vystaris. I get quite lonely here amongst my vast, cold nothingness, but seeing the likes of you brings me great joy! Apologies, I am excited to see you.

I believe it is customary among humans to ask "hello" and "how are you?", so I will be doing that to be "polite". Hello and how are you, my dear?

(Mod here!!! Saw ur account and thought Starri should say hello 😋 hope ur doing well!!!)

- @thefaeiry

Hello hello!!! Wonderful to meet you!! This is so cool, I've never met an alien before (despite space travel), I suppose Pony Express is too LAME for aliens.

I'm doing awesome sauce right now, if I'm being so honest I'm taking a fat shit! But that may be tmi. How are you doing?? :)

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what’s up alive daisuke, it’s me again, daisuke but he’s doomed by the plot!!!! how are you doing, me if i was alive 🤫🤫!!!!!

Hello doomed me!!! Sad you died 😞

I'm doing WONDERFUL! made out with a cute girl yesterday, very happy 🤤 !!!! What's the protocol for when you think your maybe girlfriend might be a they them

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yeah..... sounds like mom. I had to beg her for days before she let me out of her protection circle 😭 i still let her know im okay every night so she doesnt worry!!! She acts like im gonna up and dissapear here, which is NOT correct.

A lot of people heard about... the... yeah... and either were like "so sorry that happened to you dude" (heard a billion times now and while i thank em all im kinda done hearing sorry that happened for the next ten billion trillion years) or would not stop trying to talk to me about how it was like up there. Which. I dunno, kinda bugs me, for pretty clear reasons? I asked them to stop like several times and ricky stood up for me(basically yelled at them until they left 😭) after i asked the same three girls to stop and they kept bombarding me with question after question outside my dorm. Rickys my roomate btw! He said it was okay to talk about him so yeah. Hes pretty cool.

If this isnt like a totally bad question to ask you, dude, what were you planning on doing when you get out of college? You dont have to answer that, but like if you want to its there. I know sometimes thinking too far into the future freaks me the fuck out, so you dont haaaave to answer!

I TOTALLY GET THAT 😭 I thought ts being on the news would be a positive thing. I was wrong. Only positive is that my teachers are wayyy lenient on grading me LOL

What I'm planning on doing after college... Hm... I think,, like,, be a PE coach or like a history teacher or something. It sounds fun, especially if I'm teaching high school kids. They say the funniest shit. I think kids would love me. You?

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Oui oui bonjour from Pa-ree! You can catch me on the bridge over La Seine, eating croissants and seeing the Eiffel Tower (as seen in this post) 😎🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

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(yes i made an acc just for this shhhhh 🤫)

so like... how is mom on your end? whats she like?

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She's okay, VERYYY overbearing. I ended up convincing her to let me get my own apartment, I felt SOOO crowded, as much as I love my mom. She still checks up on me every day and I have to call her every night or she will FREAK out.

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oh yeah its suuuper epic!! I kinda begged mom to let me go to art school instead of sending me back to the mines and now im suuuper chill and also baller. Jim also didnt make it here, but everyone else did!! We've decided we're gonna do like yearly in person meetups to like catch up and all that, just to sorta keep us sane and stay in contact after.... yeah.

Yknow, ive actually been thinking about asking out this suuuper cute guy in like 3 of my classes, i know, i know, daisuke, liking a guy??? Crazy!!! But like fr dude hes actually amazing and hes like writing his own music and stuff and also really hot did i mention hes hot

Hehe yeah dude like. Its not been that bad. Plus he thinks my scars look sick. Which is like fuckin. Hell yeah.

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HELLL YEAH BROTHER!!! I think we are the same except my mom wanted me to stay closer to home (Hence community college).

Our Jim didn't make it either! (Thank god). After hearing what all he did I felt so sick. Well, I also felt sick because I was fully conscious when he. Never mind. Anyways.!

Ask him OUUUT dude!! You got this!!! I totally get u, this girl is driving me CRAZY! I'm also bi, we twinning (well we are the same person. So.) Anywa. The girl im talking too thinks my scars are cool! So HOOORAY!

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you're so real, daisuke. my family guy hyper fixation had me in a CHOKEHOLD for so long

My brain is actively rotting. It's melting in my skull.