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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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Isabelle Huppert, Albane Navizet

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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i just kept spinning and i danced myself to death

[all films are listed in the youtube description]

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i actually don’t want peace at all I want loud as fuck club music in my ears I want crunchy things and glittery makeup and short shorts and dresses that are too small I want to run through the roads of my city screaming and I want to bite something

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wow this fucking sucks

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— November 25, 1914 / Franz Kafka diaries

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call my pussy the movie crash because fear and sexual desire have always been deeply intertwined. and it’s leaking motor oil

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god’s sickest trick was making all of our history teachers sickeningly gorgeous and terrible people

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