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Inevitable Shenanigans
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dalianza · 7 months ago
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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
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dalianza · 10 months ago
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I made this back in 2021 to explain why I was suddenly making art that was slightly kinkier and more salacious than I’ve ever made before. Since then, I’ve made a lot of it! I dub it “spicy stuff”. It may feel silly to explain myself, but I have been publicly online for a very long time.
Why not make a separate art account for it?”  you ask. Managing separate accounts is a hassle and creates pressure to keep it updated. This is a part of my asexual identity that I would like to share with other open minds. Even if it’s weird, they are illustrations and comics about physical intimacy that I enjoy making.
I like making plush vore, hypnosis, and transformation especially. It’s very tame and only involves fully clothed or null bodies. I will always tag it as #spicystuff, so do what you must. Live your best life!
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dalianza · 10 months ago
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Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain
It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.
And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.
Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.
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dalianza · 10 months ago
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Harrison Wood Hsiang
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dalianza · 11 months ago
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there are places you haven't been where you already belong
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dalianza · 11 months ago
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Greyhounds are so horse-coded
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dalianza · 11 months ago
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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Workout For Daily Life
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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self-improvement should be because you want to improve your quality of life, not because you feel or think you *need* to be better in order to be loved or allowed to live. there's no end goal with self-improvement, it's easy to dig yourself a grave when you don't realize that you're not on a ticking clock to be the 'best version of yourself'. all you need to strive to do is be the version of yourself you are the most happy with. find out what values you find important, what kind of friend do you want to be, how do you want to react to things. what are things that would improve the way you go about life? what would make life easier, better and more enjoyable for you?
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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I haven't seen this circulating here on Tumblr, so I decided to make my own post.
last saturday, in Porto, there was a pride parade going down the street and this old man was standing there, by his front door, waving the portuguese flag. most people on the parade probably thought the same: old person waving the national flag? he's probably protesting against the parade, he's a nationalist of some sort.
then the old man called for that person to come near him. the whole parade stopped. everyone just.. stopped moving. they didn't know what to expect, and most expected the worst. and that person decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and approached the old man. and then... they traded flags, he hugged the person and then he waved the pride flag happily. everyone cheered him.
such a wholesome moment. 🥹❤️🌈
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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C
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Stolen Cushions
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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I truly sacrificed to create this ridiculous mug. biting clay is a bad sensory experience 😔 who would have guessed
I’m tempted not to glaze the bite marks so it looks like it was bitten through the glaze lmao
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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On the one hand, deciding to do a herringbone pattern probably increased the floor renovation project time by 4-5 hours. On the other hand, my library floor is going to look bomb as hell (just as soon as I run to Home Depot for more flooring because I ran out 😬). We’ll do black grout in here as well. And once the floor is done…I can start building bookshelves 🎉🎉🎉
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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dalianza · 1 year ago
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My latest comic for The Nib was written by my friend Mike Thompson- it’s his first published comics work! 
The Nib has been a steady source of income and a huge support to me and many other indie cartoonists for years. They publish amazing work, but will be cut loose by their financial backer in July. You can read the official post about it from editor Matt Bors here.  They are still running their kickstarter-funded print magazine, but have to put digital publishing on hiatus until they figure out their next steps. If you’ve been thinking about supporting their membership program, now would be a good time. They have levels from $2 to $40 per month. I really don’t want this to be my last Nib piece! 
instagram / patreon / portfolio / the nib / etsy
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