18+ Writing and blabbing blog. I write for the homestuck, hiveswap, Elder Scrolls, JJK, and FNAF fandoms with the occasional robotfucker fic. Old enough to be some of y'all's father. No preferred pronouns. ||♦|| My writing is tagged with "Thunderous Applesauce" ||♦|| If you're sending an ask from a prompt list please include the prompt sentence please ♥
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I now worry that I was hired to be a yes man...
#did they not realize that a yes man wouldn't have had that resume#things don't get completed ahead of schedule if someone doesn't fight tooth and nail for it#escalations with law suits don't get fixed by yes manning#wtf....#odt
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OKAY new ship bingo card!! i’m gonna be really angry in like 2 minutes when i realize I’ve forgotten a dynamic i wish i’d included but whatever. let’s go :D
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just learned people associate em dashes with chat gpt. Girl fuck you. You can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. One of us is gonna have to stop using em— and it’s not gonna be me!
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granpas back!!!! nothing bad happened, they're alive, bought a house and look after their grandson.
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my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day
#it's literally the best feeling#i still get comments on geo from people saying it's their yearly reread
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Imagine getting adopted by this four armed bug boy because he broke his fridge.
Still makes me chuckle whenever I remember it.
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For the opening of Jjk s3 I think they should have a shot of sukuna in the little shack thing his finger was in when yuji took it
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it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.
IT MAY TAKE ME A MONTH TO PUT OUT A CHAPTER BUT AT LEAST IM NOT USING AI TO WRITE IT
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man, when I’m able to write again, it’s all over for you bitches (i.e. we will enjoy the communal act of fandom creation and appreciation together)
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Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"
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& nobody seems shocked when he drops his ^_^ self but they do um seem surprised at the extent of how badly he's doing. Which is again fair considering

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I like the idea that whenever Sukuna says something that pisses Yuuji off, Yuuji just knocks himself out and forcibly enters Sukuna's domain to beef.
To an outsider it just looks like:
Yuuji: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?? OH YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW BUDDY Yuuji: *runs directly into a wall and passes out on the ground*
Several Minutes later
Yuuji: *suddenly sits up with both fists in the air* let's see if he ever talks shit about Jennifer Lawerence again Gojo: Yuuji, kiddo, you have 4 concussions
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was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so
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*with heart-shaped pupils* I can't stand that guy
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