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My reaction when the bouncer says I’m too drunk to get into S4...
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When your friend tells you not to worry about picking them up from DFW airport
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When the cute, sweet guy on @Grindr says he lives in Mansfield...
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When outside seating is the only option during a Dallas summer
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Couples talk about how fun being single in Dallas must be and I’m like...
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I try to get back into posting regularly but it’s hard to come up with fresh material because...
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My best friend told me she’s pregnant but isn’t naming the baby after me...
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Real Housewives of Dallas finally premieres on @BravoTV next week!!!
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Just found out I’m the only one of my friends who got Adele tickets...
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@EurekaDallas keeps firing my favorite wait staff! #WTF
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Trying to enjoy your Thanksgiving meal and your family asks if you’re seeing anyone...
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When someone tries to rob your ass on the @KatyTrail
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How I introduce myself to people at @BlackTieDinner this weekend...
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When my friend tells me she’s not in the mood to drink bottomless mimosas...
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Me after two Mambo Taxis
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When 2 basic b*tches be talking in the **silent** @sunstonefit room before class
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Sooo... about that time I drunkenly kissed your man at @RoundUpSaloon...
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