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the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this
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— Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
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body: you are dying of The Heat
me: [removes blanket]
body: never have you been So Frozen
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Nature
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Yes, believe it or not, leaving a campaign promise unfulfilled is not a winning strategy
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