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Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

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It's a Wednesday tho?

happy 2sday everyone. it is the 2nd day of the 2nd month of the 22nd year and it is tuesday

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This scene is driving me crazy- I'm not even fazed she made that face

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Related to the ‘’why do people ship Zelast’’ thing...

I would like to talk for myself but also for my Zelast friends.

First of all, we don’t find any interest in Zelink. Not at all.

And then, we are all fan of the enemies to lovers trope, and developing how Astor is slowly falling in love, slowly realizing that Ganon isn’t benefic for him and how he’ll change his mind is interesting. Plus, the angst potential is huge. Their impossible relationship, the lack of support by everyone, the possibility of one of them dying because of Ganon (mainly).

But also their happily ever after. Wedding ? Kids ? Who knows.

In conclusion, just... Developing an ‘’impossible’’ idea is interesting and also full of potential.

I don’t know if you wanted an answer or if it was a rhetorical question, but have this little paragraph.

That makes a lot of since, now! I think I was just confused about it because it just got thrown into my face without any context or me understanding it. I was looking for an answer, thank you!

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Someone explain to me where Zelast started and how someone actually thought of shipping this edgy prophecy man with the fucking princess of Hyrule

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Astor in the bg like >:D

The Master Sword’s Awakening

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This songs for y'all BoTW players

https://youtu.be/Pq3nncuA1Ak

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I love him sm but I also want to beat his ass

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Fr tho ✋🏻😭

Nintendo didnt make Astor a playable character bc they didnt want people to be able to rotate him and see how flat his ass actually is

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helloooo

a cucco flew into my anomaly head at 1:30 a.m. and i just slapped an old wed dress mod from the internet, hence the seams on the neck his head doesn’t really fit link’s

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B0nkers -bonus

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I think it's supposed to be a female

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

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*chokes on fucking air*

a cucco flew into my anomaly head at 1:30 a.m. and i just slapped an old wed dress mod from the internet, hence the seams on the neck his head doesn’t really fit link’s

|| “CHERISH THIS. I ORDER YOU.”

B0nkers -bonus

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I need this mod in my life

So I finally got the hoodie to

flow with the wind

without the hylian armor cache (needing to equip it first before the astor hood)

but with the cost of an entire day (because I always get at least one thing messed up)

[but I think it was worth it]

ehh sorry no curses today i’m all beat

instead i give you pics

lots of pics today

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SAME THO

Am I a simp for Astor ? Yes

Am I a simp for his voice ? Yes

Am I sobbing in a corner because he isn’t playable ? Yes

@astorweek

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TRUE THAT'S WHY I LOWKEY SIMP FOR HIM

I was listening to the AoC characters voicelines and I love the fact that when they call each other, it’s like : ✨🦋😌Daruk !😌🦋✨, ✨🦋😌Revali !😌🦋✨ , ✨🦋😌Sooga !😌🦋✨etc and then we have:

...Astor...

With a ‘’I hope you’ll die in the battle, bitch’’ undertone.

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Real footage of me dropping dead after first hearing Astor's voice

Mood

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I love this artstyle

a wretched little man with his wretched little horse