I woke up one day early August 2024 and suddenly my 2020 obsession with the X-Men is back???????????? (Alex, he/they)
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Woahhh calm your horses boys, ive got a simple solution to your problems🫵 and it involves 3 boys and 3 LIPS!!
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i feel i need to be so clear and say as much as i love hank i literally cannot stand him
#like he's okay as a character#and im pretty sure id like him more#if he wasn't obsessed with raven literally throughout all four movies#like dude get over her it's been over 30 years#i have a digital copy of first class#that i edited to just be the xmfc polycule#and i literally edited out all of hanks weird obsession with raven#like it wouldn't be as bad if he hadn't literally called her ugly#but like he's obviously only “in love” with her in her conventionally attractive human form#i love him but like he's a freak (derogatory)#i like him for what he could have been not what he was#he should have been gay and trans in my unbiased opinion#(i am gay and trans)
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modern au x-men first class polycule creates a spreadsheet to figure out who goes on dates with who and when they get their designated cuddle time
#this is probably out of character#but it's absolutely hilarious to me#i feel like it starts as a joke#but then they get so invested#it's a huge spreadsheet with several different sheets#they have anniversaries and birthdays and holidays all mapped out#they have a hard time navigating equal time together#so one of them makes a sarcastic comment about a spreadsheet#and then they do it#(can you tell that i love spreadsheets?)#alex summers#hank mccoy#x men first class#sean cassidy#xmfc polycule#armando muñoz
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i was writing a Christmas xmfc polycule fic but didn't finish in time for Christmas and basically gave up lol. there's always next Christmas
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If you use multiple names, but at least one of them is from a character, it counts as yes
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alex the type of guy to give hank his number and RUN
#alex summers#hank mccoy#x men first class#halex#mcsummers#living my truth#this man is a disaster#argue with the wall#that man has no social skills and i love him for it
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Alex: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Hank: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Alex: Stop.
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hank shares a class with sean and just silently pines over him instead of paying attention until one day sean randomly starts talking to hank and blah blah blah they fall in love
#they ofc later on get together with alex#this is not thought out AT ALL#im just rambling while waiting for my class to start#idk what their ship name is#do they have one?#im also gonna tag this as#xmfc polycule#bc it's all connected#sean cassidy#hank mccoy#x men first class#hank x sean#beast x banshee
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i love that! im still new to this polycule so im still trying to figure out the dynamics but id love to hear your thoughts and/or headcanons!
hank needs a date to an event and armando, sean, and alex all offer themselves up to be his fake date and hank panics and says yes to all of them
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made a playlist for the x-men polycule!
#i am constantly adding to this playlist#it's my favourite playlist rn#alex summers#sean cassidy#armando muñoz#hank mccoy#xmfc polycule#Spotify
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hank needs a date to an event and armando, sean, and alex all offer themselves up to be his fake date and hank panics and says yes to all of them
#he just shows up to the event with three boyfriends#naturally they're all pining for each other the entire time#and even better if they have to travel for the event#and the hotel is supplied by the person hosting the event#and so they think that hank is only taking one date#so the four of them all have to squeeze into the bed in the hotel#alex summers#sean cassidy#hank mccoy#armando muñoz#xmfc polycule#alex/armando/hank/sean#this is part of my college au
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i just realized that the glasses scott wears in the alternate timeline movies would also be acceptable for lab safety glasses
#at least in like a lower level lab#like where regular safety glasses are required#bc the reason safety glasses are acceptable and regular glasses arent#is the side protection#and scotts glasses have the side protection#i dont remember what glasses he wears in the original timeline movies#bc i haven't gotten that far in my rewatch#so i cant speak on those glasses#and no im not watching the movies in the 'chronological' order#i just start with the alternate timeline ones bc of alex#scott summers
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The Same by Medical Pilot is such a good ship song and it can be applied to all the best X-Men ships
#it's especially a good Cherik song#“you and i are the same”#“without you my lungs wont fill ill grow frail and become ill”#“i dreamed that i was brave enough to tell you how i feel someday”#“when you laugh i come undone”#“im terrified youre the one”#idk the vibes my guy the vibes#it's also a good poolverine song too#poolverine#cherik#scogan#havshee#halex#mcsummers#havwin#literally cant think of a single other x-men ship#anyway this has all been a ploy to get more people to listen to Medical Pilot /j#they're so good and deserve more fans
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college au where alex and sean are roommates and only do laundry at 3 am bc of the cute nerdy guy they always run into
#the cute nerdy guy in question is hank#hank is just extremely confused as to why these two guys who are obviously dating#are hitting on him literally in front of each other#alex and sean try to one up each other with their pickup lines#guess how im coping with my first day of university#havshee#halex#mcsummers#hank mccoy#alex summers#sean cassidy#do the three of them have a ship name?#i literally dont know#i also dont know if sean and hank have a ship name
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I'm so glad that Scogan is getting a lot of attention bc i used to cry over them in high school at 3 am while blasting Here (In Your Arms) by Hellogoodbye in my headphones while trying not to wake my parents
#its such a scogan song to me#the vibes are just immaculate#i remember the first scogan fic i ever read too#i also convinced my parents to paint the whole basement yellow and blue#bc of scott summers#its still yellow and blue to this day#i was obsessed with them#i also headcanoned scott as trans masc before i even realized i was trans masc#i also used to tell people i was wolverine height whenever they would make fun of my height#bc we are the exact same height#scogan
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every single time i go to the thrift store there is at least three copies of X2 and so every single time i point to it and say to my sister "do i need a copy or three of X2?" and it is so horribly unfunny but i cant stop doing it
#i actually got my copy of x2 at the thrift#today i saw 8 copies at the thrift#4 at both of the ones we went to#there was also two copies of first class at the first one#and a couple copies of the original and the last stand#i also bought an x2 vhs at the thrift
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i constantly forget that first class is set in the 60s but the one thing that always makes me remember is Sean's cunty ass shoes in the scenes in the cia facility
#they just dont make men like that anymore#why dont men wear cunty shoes with their casual outfits anymore#i want his gender so bad it's insane#sean cassidy#x men first class
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