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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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Do you ever think about Doggerland?
Like how fucked up is it that it’s just….. gone.

I tend to forget about it and then when I remember it again I’m like “Oh yeah! There’s like an entire country sized stretch of land that’s just fucking GONE.
well…. “gone”….

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how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear
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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!
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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.
Suitors:
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i think its so fucking cute in the best way possible when a guy is like unabashedly into something and like SUPER INTO it. like a guy who is a fucking comic nerd and like i dont know whats going on but i would love to hear you talk about it for an hour or more
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