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that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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Lorde vs other celebs on hot ones

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Congratulations to all AO3 users! Important Milestone reached!

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Hrnghrnrnnn

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Being active on your nsfw account is so embarrassing it’s like walking through the town square naked ugh don't look at my stupid wet pussy please

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Toy Story (1995) dir. John Lasseter

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there’s a cineplex ‘before the show’ thing that always cracks me up, because it features different types of annoying movie theatre people. like “don’t be a Tommy Texter. don’t be a Susie Seat Kicker.” but recently they’ve made a push for diversity and included a nonbinary person, and it just makes me smile because the motivation behind it is sweet but the actual textual messaging is “we acknowledge that nonbinary people can also be annoying in movie theatres.”

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Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

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Gonna be real, idk how to answer this one

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I CANNOTT DEAL WITH THIS SITE ANY LONGER

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it