damnpharos
damnpharos
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Joey/Olly | He/Him | 26 | Bi | Seattle
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damnpharos · 8 hours ago
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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
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damnpharos · 8 hours ago
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damnpharos · 9 hours ago
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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE
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damnpharos · 9 hours ago
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damnpharos · 9 hours ago
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I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time
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damnpharos · 10 hours ago
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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game
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damnpharos · 10 hours ago
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damnpharos · 10 hours ago
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monogamy should be treated as some weird sex thing
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damnpharos · 11 hours ago
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i fear i broke my friend last night
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damnpharos · 11 hours ago
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damnpharos · 11 hours ago
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we'll see
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damnpharos · 12 hours ago
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Devil Eyes was a secret psychological warfare program in 2005–2006 by the United States Central Intelligence Agency to develop an Osama bin Laden action figure and distribute it in South Asia. The CIA worked in conjunction with toymaker Donald Levine, a former Hasbro executive who has been credited as the “father” of G.I. Joe toys.[1] Levine designed a twelve-inch lifelike figure of bin Laden whose face was painted with a material that, when heated, would peel off to reveal a demon-like visage with red skin, green eyes, and black markings. The goal of the program was to scare children and their parents in an effort to turn public opinion against the real bin Laden.[2]
In 2014 the CIA acknowledged the existence of the program but said it had been discontinued after Levine had produced only three prototype figurines. According to The Washington Post, however, an anonymous source with “direct knowledge of the project” said that hundreds of the toys were created and shipped to Karachi, Pakistan in 2006.[2]
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damnpharos · 12 hours ago
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if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse
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damnpharos · 12 hours ago
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It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.
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damnpharos · 12 hours ago
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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.
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damnpharos · 13 hours ago
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