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if you spoil mario odyssey i will delete without hesitation

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Today was a good day 🤍 @shadowedconfidence

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He howls lying down

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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”

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Pro tip! If u have OCD, that genre of advice stuff that's like "if youre questioning whether youre X, you probably are" is not for you and is in fact poison!!!

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I am the protector of my shut-in soldiers, my virgin vagabonds, my hikki heroes, my unwell warriors, my shy, shy samurai...... i will fight for you. And i will kill anyone for any random reason

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can't stop thinking about that leopard gecko dressed as the arbiter

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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The new live laugh love

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what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

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figured youd all appreciate my friend's shirt

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hotel experience

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it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons

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im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off