damnpharos
damnpharos
jockstrap junkie
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Joey/Olly | He/Him | 26 | Bi | Seattle
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damnpharos · 1 hour ago
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Affirmations
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damnpharos · 1 hour ago
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damnpharos · 2 hours ago
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that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.
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damnpharos · 2 hours ago
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bro i,m like two squeaks old
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damnpharos · 3 hours ago
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Lorde vs other celebs on hot ones
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damnpharos · 3 hours ago
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Congratulations to all AO3 users! Important Milestone reached!
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Bookmark database overran!
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damnpharos · 3 hours ago
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Hrnghrnrnnn
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damnpharos · 4 hours ago
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Being active on your nsfw account is so embarrassing it’s like walking through the town square naked ugh don't look at my stupid wet pussy please
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damnpharos · 4 hours ago
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Toy Story (1995) dir. John Lasseter
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damnpharos · 4 hours ago
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damnpharos · 5 hours ago
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damnpharos · 5 hours ago
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there’s a cineplex ‘before the show’ thing that always cracks me up, because it features different types of annoying movie theatre people. like “don’t be a Tommy Texter. don’t be a Susie Seat Kicker.” but recently they’ve made a push for diversity and included a nonbinary person, and it just makes me smile because the motivation behind it is sweet but the actual textual messaging is “we acknowledge that nonbinary people can also be annoying in movie theatres.”
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damnpharos · 5 hours ago
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Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments
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damnpharos · 5 hours ago
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Gonna be real, idk how to answer this one
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damnpharos · 6 hours ago
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I CANNOTT DEAL WITH THIS SITE ANY LONGER
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damnpharos · 6 hours ago
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damnpharos · 6 hours ago
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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it
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