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I have no grander ambitions in life I simply want to live with people I love, play videod Game, and sink my teeth into all the kinds of eatery on this earth
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life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly
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something so crazy-making about unhealthy mentor-protegé relationships. we're foils, we're mirrors, we're the same person, we're a parent and a child, we're lovers, we're enemies, we'd be better off without each other, we'd kill and die for each other
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if you spoil mario odyssey i will delete without hesitation
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Today was a good day 🤍 @shadowedconfidence
#Me#The zoo in Seattle had an adults only day today#But they kept all of the kids stuff and had a bunch of extra things they don't normally#Like smores and a bouncy slide and line dancing and bars set up throughout the zoo#It was so fun AND my favorite animals (the snow leopards were SO active)
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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”
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Pro tip! If u have OCD, that genre of advice stuff that's like "if youre questioning whether youre X, you probably are" is not for you and is in fact poison!!!
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I am the protector of my shut-in soldiers, my virgin vagabonds, my hikki heroes, my unwell warriors, my shy, shy samurai...... i will fight for you. And i will kill anyone for any random reason

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can't stop thinking about that leopard gecko dressed as the arbiter
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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
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