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Why should i, sexy tramuatized bitch that I am, have to go to work?
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if a boy doesn’t look a little bit slutty...if he doesn’t look a little bit like a harlot then i don’t want him
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Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection
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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
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being bi just means u like prettyboys & all women ever
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Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on
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I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
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Thor: god of weird storytelling in weirder situations .
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growing up finding girls attractive without registering it as attraction sucks because you basically end up weirdly fixated on them but also super insecure and competitive
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Like I know I’m not a very good singer at all but when safari song comes on when I’m in the car you best believe I’m giving it one hundred and ten percent every time without fail.
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i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you
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