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in these dark times, remember that you will feel sunlight on your skin once more. you will smell the heat and life of summer, you will feel grass underfoot. this will pass, you will love and live on.

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Spain is different 🇪🇸🦠

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compilation

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you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying

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I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

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do you vibe with her? do her vibes feel like home?

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In another universe I’m still 7 years old, waking up on a summer afternoon to the sound of cicadas

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(clears my throat and stands at a podium) cock

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Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

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i hate explaining shit. telepaths only

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