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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

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from 1980

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Praising you for every hit so you smoke yourself braindead.

“There’s my good girl, keep going.”

“You’re too high? No baby, you’re just overheating. Let’s take these clothes off.”

“Shh, it’s okay. You’re so beautiful like this.”

“You’re dizzy? Lay down, sweetheart. Let me take care of you.”

“Don’t worry about what my hands are doing. You want a body high don’t you?”

“‘Atta girl, hit it again.”

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Owner: C'mon pup! You can handle one more edible, can't you?

Puppy: *stopped speaking human words like, 3 edibles ago* arf!

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Puppy pillow dedicated to Papa legal

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Absolutely cruel and evil that my IRL friends don't pet me and call me good pup...

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Please I'd do anything 😍😍😍

need to make someone whimper and whine in my ear while they’re on the verge of cumming for me. it’d be so hot to see how needy they get after being edged for so long and they’d start begging me to let them cum <3

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Nursing on mommy’s nipples sound nice and all but what about nursing between her legs? Just lying there, sucking, licking. kissing her thighs. Nothing too intense. Peaceful. Relaxing for both mommy and me. Just living there for a short time.

Like a cute little make out session with mommy’s pussy. Spit and fluid on my face, making a mess between her legs while mommy watches tv or plays on her phone. Occasionally reaching down to pet me or to push my face deeper. Squeezing me between her thighs. It’s all gentle and sweet.

Like let’s make pussy nursing a thing, mommy.