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fully losing it over these frames from the beach kiss btw

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Loki’s fun because even if his magic is blocked off you KNOW he’s ready to throw hands. Magic isn’t even his go-to attack he’d try violently with his fists first. The no-magic measures mean nothing to him.

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You wrote me a lovely letter!

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Everyone always talks about the hubris of male writers giving their hero protagonists names that share their initials but Kate Mulgrew was a last minute recast and she showed up on set of a show that was already in production and was like ‘rename the protagonist ‘Kathryn’’. Your fav could never

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Ed: okay so I want you to know that I am not judging you

Stede, visibly on the verge of tears: yeah

Ed: but I am curious about the situation that's currently happening in our living room right now

Stede: do you remember what you told me last night

Ed: can we do it again? Harder? I love you so much?

Stede: after all those things

Ed:

Ed: wait are you talking about -

Stede: when you were about to fall asleep and you told me you've always wanted to feel like a little baby bird in a nest, yeah

Ed:

Ed: so the massive bowl in our living room you've made out of pieces of scrap wood

Stede: supposed to be a nest, yeah

Ed: what's the weird plank for

Stede: that's so I can stand on the edge there and pretend to be a mama bird protecting you

Stede: you can say you hate it

Ed: I definitely do not hate it! Not at all! But I'm not sure if I want to actually get inside it

Stede: right

Ed: because of all the exposed nails and stuff. Yeah.

Stede: I can't believe I was trying to do one nice thing and I fucked it up this bad -

Ed: hey, babe, no! I love that you tried this, I love that you did that. But maybe we can just do this somewhere that's not in a giant bowl made of scrap wood with lots of exposed nails.

Stede: I was gonna put some blankets in there, you know. To protect you from the nails. But maybe -

Ed: yeah, maybe we can just do this in bed instead. Pretend that's our nest.

Stede: aww, does my little baby bird want to go to his nest?

Ed: your little baby bird would love that yeah

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literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.06 Urgent Care

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I’d rather take my whiskey sweet, personally 🍒🎲🥃

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i make a lot of posts to the tune of "you're allowed to be horny btw" because it's becoming increasingly clear that adults being sexual in (clearly marked and blockable!) spaces is being stamped out and made out to be evil both legislatively and in the moral zeitgeist, especially among younger folks. not even in the "wait to be a horny adult online when you're An Adult" way, just an ingrained puritanical outrage response to *anything* that isn't chaste wholesome perfect all-ages allowed. it's unnerving and scary.

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BONUS:

GOOD OMENS | 2.02 THE CLUE

If you’re going to invoke fiction, you might as well do it properly.

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Nina Oyama as Abby Matsuda in DEADLOCH: Season 1

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with the way this show progressed, we'd have seen Ed's bare ass as the first scene of s3

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 5.09 - 5.10

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THANK YOU HILDA RASULA FOR ONE OF THE BEST GAYEST MOMENTS IN THE ENTIRE SHOW. IT WAS LIKE A FANFIC CAME TO LIFE.

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Every time Sean Astin makes a statement on whether or not Sam and Frodo were indeed gay for each other in lord of the rings he’s always like “well we have to acknowledge that attitudes around sexuality have changed dramatically over the past several decades and since authorial intent is only up to speculation, the story is open to multiple readings, some of which might have different significances for different groups of people also they kiss on the lips because I said so”

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tbh still thinking abt the art frankie babykittenteach drew a little while ago of stede’s boot on ed’s chest.. WHAT a vibe

thinking also about ed being shirtless and stede being bootless so stede can use his silky stocking clad toes to play with ed’s nipples but as soon as ed gets a little too squirmy over it stede applies just enough extra pressure that he can feel it through the sole of his foot when ed’s heart speeds up

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